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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:28 PM
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Let's think up dumb operation names to help the Pentagon
Okay, since "phantom whatever" is the name of this operation, let's think up some new and exciting operation names for future actions. You know, just to help the Pentagon out and all.

Here are mine:

Operation Sharpened Beak
Operation Vicious Tentacle
Operation Shiny Prism
Operation Proton Freeze
Operation Amorphus Baby
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:29 PM
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1. Operation JesusLovesDeadArabs.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:30 PM
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3. LMFAO!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:29 PM
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2. These also make great band names n/t
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:30 PM
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4. Balls to the Walls offensive
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:31 PM
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5. That's an easy program to write
And I'm sure it's been done.

Many times.

In the nude.

With tax money involved.

--bkl
Not currently nude.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:31 PM
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6. Operation fustercluck
Oh sorry that one has been taken
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:32 PM
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7. Operation Cockhammer.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:33 PM
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8. Operation Kill Them and Take Their Stuff
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:34 PM
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9. Operation Pound Sand
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:34 PM
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10. Operation Final Solution
Oh, shit, no. . . that one is taken.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:35 PM
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11. Operaton Give Us Our Oil Back
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:38 PM
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12. Operation Fuck Diplomacy
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klook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:40 PM
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13. Operation Greased Palm
Operation Facile Evasion
Operation Enduring Fiefdom
Operation Endearing Fuzzy Bunny
Operation Crepes of Wrath (invasion of France)
Operation Toxic Fang
Operation Freedom Banshee

I like your "Proton Freeze" the best!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:44 PM
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14. This one isnt dumb but i think it's probably accurate
Operation Iraqazoid elemination
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:44 PM
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15. Operation Up Shits Creek Without A Paddle
is what they should call this entire Iraq debacle. Remember: sex scandal BAD, but KILLING IN A WAR BASED ON LIES is GOOD! Assholes.

Lu Cifer, should I tell you how I REALLY FEEL???!!!
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RazzleCat Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:47 PM
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16. stick to classics, Operation Inquisition Crusade
after all the Spanish inquisition was fab for fundies as was the crusades
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 06:24 PM
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26. yep. could be more cryptic like Operation Religious Tolerance
so people will buy it like Healthy Forests and CLear Skies.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:48 PM
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17. Operation Dead Patient
Operation Chicken Choking

Operation Wonderland

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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:55 PM
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18. Operation Train Wreck

Cheers
Drifter
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:57 PM
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19. Operation Oozing Wound n/t
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:00 PM
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20. Operation Big Boom (aka Operation Iraqi Freedom) Trivia inside
The first choice for the name of the operation to invade Iraq was Operation Iraqi Liberation -- it was later changed to Operation Iraqi Freedom. Anyone want to guess why?
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 04:31 PM
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24. It stood for OIL
:) ya gotta love the dumb bastards - you really do.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:10 PM
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21. Operation Flowers and Candy
And if you're into sacrelige, they would love to call it:
Operation Grateful Dead

--IMM
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Rincewind Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 03:54 PM
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22. operation name
Stick with the classic, Operation FUBAR, fucked up beyond all recognition.
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manic expression Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 03:56 PM
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23. Operation Save the Village
eom
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 04:49 PM
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25. Operation Lazy Sneaker
Operation Righteous Spanking

Operation Turgid Member
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funky_bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 06:25 PM
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27. Operation Kitty Smack
Makes about as much sense.
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