The Bush swagger is often an indication that you've crapped in your pants.

[Cyrano]

A friend of mine in the army crapped his pants one time and spent an hour or so walking around like George walks all the time.

Check out a kid in kindergarten whose "had an accident" and compare his walk to George's.

Then there's the arms out away from the body when he walks. Really sweaty armpits?

Yeah, I know, his walk has been compared to that of a chimp. But think about it. What if he sweats a lot and craps his pants? Heaven knows, there's enough reason for both. Even though he's supposedly "won" the election, he's still got plenty of reason to sweat and crap. The web is filled with more and more proof every day of a stolen election.

Come to think of it, if I were a president as incompetent as George, I'd spend most of my time sweating and crapping in my pants (even with Karl whispering in my ear that God was talking to me.)

Okay, maybe I'm being a bit facetious here, but then again...

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. I've noticed that the imaginary watermelons that he carries around

under each arm have increased dramatically in size since he received his man date. :)

[ochazuke]

2. Here's why I think he walks, stands, etc. that way.

They had some guy who's like an expert on body language coach the chimp on how to look macho. Then they filmed it and showed it tos a bunch of people and polled them with questions like "who is the stronger leader?"

Bush does nothing without (Rove) knowing the political angle.

[Cyrano]

4. Unfortunately, there are those who do consider

Bush's walk macho. Go figure. Evidently, this world will never, ever have a shortage of imbeciles.

[Mr_Spock]

3. This is why Bush and Putin both walk that way - small mans syndrome

It's also why we should be fearing for the free world. Napoleon complex - uh, oh!

[Carni]

5. Hope you don't mind...

I am hijacking the line in your title for future use! LMAO!

[Cyrano]

6. Carni, it's all yours. Run with it. Maybe it will catch on.

[Carni]

7. Just sent it to my bush bashing email group LOL

They'll love it! :)

[chemteacher]

8. "Sharted"

To borrow the line from "Along Came Polly"...

[Cyrano]

9. Didn't see the movie, but I think I get the scent of what it's about.

Jeeeez, sorry about that pun. I think we've hit a Republican sewer on this thread. I'm starting to regret I started it.

Then again, considering the sewer the Republicans live in...

[Piperay]

10. I read (somewhere) that the 'crap in pants' walk

is chimp's interpretation of the 'great man' Raygun's swaggering stride. :puke: It's supposed to put you in mind of Raygun and get those warm fuzzy feelings, you know the kind you got when Raygun was prez. :eyes: :puke:

[JPace]

11. I lived in Midland, Texas for several years when I was young,

had both my children there and in fact had the same pediatrician
as Barbara Bush. My husband (ex-now) was born and raised there and
he walks the same way, a lot of the men in that part of the country
walk like that. Its a macho thing trying to look big and powerful
and is a form of intimidation in my opinion. Another reason I can't stand AWOL is he reminds me so of the ex.

[Cyrano]

12. JPace

The really courageous people I've known, with what Texicans would call "grit," didn't walk that way. They don't have to.

Many (not all) that I have seen walk with a Bush swagger feel a need to prove their manhood.