Funny RW post from Yahoo! boards.

[UdoKier]

Dick Chainy is a Godly man of Christ!
by:arkansasconservativeguy (35/M/Little Rock, Arkansas)
 
And so is are pressident Bush. Pressident Bush starts evry day with a prayer and he is really sincere.

I think God every day for Pressident Bush and Vice Pressident Chainy because they had the currage to take over Iraq and to kill Udy and Cudy and Saddam for to keep us safe from any more Iraqi atacks like 9-11.

9-11-01 Never Forget!!!!!

LIFE BEGINS AT CONSCEPTION!!!!!

http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?.mm=&action=m&board=37138469&tid=apcheney&sid=37138469&mid=76309&thr=76309&cur=76309&dir=d

And more hilarity ensues. This has not been edited.

[teach1st]

1. I support an examination and licensing process...

...before allowing people onto the Internets.

[tuvor]

2. Ah, another member of the Moron Majority!

[Jazzgirl]

24. That would be "moran" majority.

:-) n/t

[Rumba]

3. Gotta be an imposter

It's just toooooooo perfect. Surely the 'tard is someone's parody.

Please tell me it's so.

[immoderate]

33. It's hilarious!

gotta be a joke.

--IMM

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

37. It doesn't matter. Let's take him/her/it at face value!

The time for chivalry has ended.

[merh]

4. Will these people ever accept the fact that SH & Iraq had

noting to do with 9/11? :shrug: Morans!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

5. You've got to be KIDDING ME.......

They can't be this stupid, can they? I mean really?

[BREMPRO]

6. HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA... oh my god.. we are in trouble. n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. If that trainable ever figures out how to vote,

I'm gonna be pissed because his vote will count the same as mine.

That's not fair.

[NightTrain]

8. That's gotta be a put-on.

Even a dyed-in-the-wool freeper would know how to spell Cheney's last name!

[stlchic]

31. That's what I think too...

I mean, how does a person that, um...challenged...even figure out how to post something on a message board in the first place?

[Pepperbelly]

36. The mis-spellings are all telltales... I agree ... nt

[Cat Atomic]

9. That guy cancelled out my vote. THAT GUY.

That just blows me away. I mean, yeah, democracy, sure. But man.

[Cobalt Violet]

10. I would have thought it was a joke before the election.

But now I think it probably real.

[tsuki]

11. Here is their Achilles heel. They have wed

the Fundamentalists to the Corporations. Both are basically control freaks. The agenda is a polar opposite. Let the war begin.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

12. Oh, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see the first response to that post???????

This is the link that was the response: http://www.bushspeaks.com/home.asp?did=25&dir=b

[UdoKier]

16. LOL.

Nothing on Yahoo boards can be taken seriously. Gave me a chuckle though.

[Catch22Dem]

13. Hey, that looks like something I'd do!

Seriously, I do that kind of shit to make fun of freepers. Do you think this guy is legit?

[Cobalt Violet]

17. After this election, how can you be certain either way?

[The Wielding Truth]

39. I read the whole thread . Very convincing idiot. So funny.

[Lizzie Borden]

14. The spooky thing is...

that I believe it is genuine.

[Polly_Sorbate_60]

15. Dick "Chainy"

LMFAO!!!!!

"Chain Chain Chain....Chain of Fools!"

Oh my. This is hilarious and frightening all at once.

[3trievers]

18. He's on a fast track to the presidency

Give him a little time for some buk lernin.He's only 35 years old and the first grade can be rather intimidating for a toddler.

[Turn CO Blue]

19. Pretty funny thread. I can't believe people are taking

it so seriously...as though it were a real post. Obviously a big-time Liberal having a little fun.

[peekaloo]

25. Exactly. It's a fun way to blow off steam and Bu$hciples.

Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Turn CO Blue]

40. Thanks. I like it here...

I had to find a community that was as outraged at the BA as I am, and as depressed about the Kerry loss as I am

[Dark]

20. My god what is wrong with this guy.

Bush went over there and took over Iraq and Killed Sadam to save those people because he was killing them by the truck load EVERY DAY! He had a rape room and a plastic shreder and everything I saw it on Hannity and on O'Rielly!

I think he saved more Iraquis from the killer than he killed.

WWJD!!!!

Wow. Just, wow.

[Terran]

21. Uh, Bob?

Bob Boudelang? Is that you?

[MrBenchley]

34. Sure sounds like him, don't it?

Some weeks freepers write Bob's column for him.

[Terran]

38. LOL, newsflash:

Bob Boudelang is actually a composite of 27 people located in Tulsa. Apologies to any Tulsans herein.

[Contrary1]

22. If you have some free time...

check out the whole thread. Here's another gem from the same author:

YOu libtards are real compassionate, praying for a nice man like Chainy's death and attacking people for their spelling!

I think my spelling is better than your caring! Get your soul in order and except Jesus Christ into your HEART!!!


ABORTION STOPS A BEETING HEART!!!!

[jdj]

23. they killed Udy because he had cudies?

mmmmmm

[Lady Effingbroke]

26. Real or not, it certainly is funny!

"YOu libtards are real compassionate, praying for a nice man like Chainy's death and attacking people for their spelling!

I think my spelling is better than your caring! Get your soul in order and except Jesus Christ into your HEART!!!


ABORTION STOPS A BEETING HEART!!!!"

:freak: :silly: :dunce: :+

[signmike]

27. Hmmm, I dunno

I have met people this Plain Ol' Malignant Dumm...the military is full of them, or he may be one of us. It's hard to spell that creatively bad unless you mean it - if he's for real I wunder ef thet thar Aurkansaw Travlur kin spel 'Inbred'. I thank he may jes be a litle bit o thet

[iamsofnsorry]

28. Life begins at Consception??

I'll have to try some of that. That must be what I've been missing!!!!

[oldlady]

29. nope-- life begins at CONSCRIPTION

see the world & all, ya know

[iamsofnsorry]

30. See exotic cultures! Meet Friendly People!

[kerry2win]

32. its spelled CONCEPTION

[idiosyncratic]

35. Uh . . .

It's is spelled with an apostrophe.

[kerry2win]

42. which apostrophe ...Mark, Paul, Peter ?

Point taken....

[RPM]

41. Life begins at spellcheck

dumfuk....