You're a mean one, Mr. Glitch.

[jdj]

You're a mean one, Mr. Glitch.

you really are a heel
you're as sneaky as a hacker,
about as honest as Katherine Harris
when you've got some votes to steal
Mr. Glitch.

you're a vicious virus
part of a viral backroom deal

you're a robber, Mr. Glitch
your counts leave open holes
you count backwards,
tally forwards
and even eat the numbers for your masters
on the dole.

we know you're up to something but
with that shiny modem we can't touch you
with a thirty-nine foot pole


You're a vile one, Mr. Glitch
You have dollar signs on your screen
You've all the light and sweetness
of Dick Cheney making speeches
and you're programmed to be mean.

Given the choice between you, I'd rather have
Dick Cheney on the scene.

You're a foul one, Mr. Glitch
you're a smelly little skunk
you can be accessed by hackers
and other republican crackers
who aim to fill you up with junk
Mr. Glitch

The three words that best describe this country
since your work on November 2nd
are "Sink, Sank, Sunk."


You're a Rotter, Mr. Glitch
You're the spawn of sinful plots
Your heart's a dead democracy
of haves halving votes of the have-nots.
Mr. Glitch.

Your code's an uncertified dump heap overflowing
with the most calculated attempts at thieving
imaginable
covered up in "terrorist" plots.


You disgust me,
Mr. Glitch
you've cast an appalling pall
you're a crooked counting lackey
playing winner-steals-all.
Mr. Glitch

You're a triple decker phony
acting innocent for money
while reporters chirp along,
kindly asquiescing as you keep the nation guessing with
your "Oops-a-daisy" song.
Mr. Glitch.

[jdj]

1. I know it's only Suess, but this took some brain power

and I'm not a morning person, so I'm giving it an effort kick.

[annabanana]

4. not bad...

I think Ted G would approve.

[Eloriel]

2. Very cool -- LOL

And might as well take this oppty to push something I've been doing with my spare time:

VOTE FRAUD Links - a DU Compendium
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=201&topic_id=1984#

VOTE FRAUD Links Compendium - Thread #2
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=201x3223

[donhakman]

6. I am a poet and song writer

You put your brain heart and soul into writing.
Not everyone can do it.

keep it up - everyday
its the only way

[jdj]

7. Bless your heart, Eloriel

I have about 100 folder already of fraud stories, I'm sorting them by state, and by topic, and by where they came from (BBV, DU,) etc, and then a whole 'nother column of files on people here analyzing the numbers as they came in on election night, but I can't imagine the work this has taken you. I can't wait til they expand the links again so I can copy and paste them without clicking on them. I'm glad you put it all here so it will all be archived for posterity (we hope).

Thanks again for that tremendous amount of work.

[kayell]

3. ROFL. When will you release it on mp3?

[Runcible Spoon]

5. ROFL! kick

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