Somebody looks like he just got lucky!

[Poiuyt]

[WildClarySage]

1. EWWWWWWWW GROSSSSSS!!!

Now I'm gonna have nightmares!

Thanks for *that* mental image. NOT!!!!!!

[On Par]

2. * Is Just Admiring Condi's Helmet.

He's thinking Laura the Librarian might be ready for a new doo.

OP

[eleonora]

20. RiceVader

[GainesT1958]

3. Wouldn't you just love...

To pull that smirk off of his face with some duct tape?:evilgrin:

(Just KIDDIN', Secret Service!:eyes: )

B-)

[TexasChick]

6. LOL! Dude, that was funny! n/t

[Mr_Spock]

4. Slapped it to his SYCOPHANT!

:D

[TexasChick]

5. Nope. Still looks like that same tired old dumbstruck Chimp with that

stupid smirk on his face! ;)

[kittykitty]

7. Cover half his face, look at each half--SPOOKY!

[quiet.american]

15. YOU'RE RIGHT! lol

n/t

[AlCzervik]

17. OMG!!! that is too weird!

He looks like a dumb jock that gets the class nerd girl to do his homework for him and she happily does it cause she soooo wants to go out with him.

[JudyM]

32. The original Two-Face

[WindRavenX]

8. Hmmm....

....Rice- Gate? :evilgrin:

[delete_bush]

9. looks to me like Kinda-sleazy

has sex hair.

[AnIndependentTexan]

10. Can you whip me this time? I've been a very naughty boy and need a spaken!

[merh]

11. Yuck, that is a horrible image

and a equally horrifying mental image. :puke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Will we ever know the truth about their, uh, relationship?

And do they do it in the oval Office, on the desk? Doggie-style? Is Condi a dominatrix? Does George yell stuff like, "Who's your daddy?!" Does he leave his socks on? Do they tie each other up?

Inquiring minds want to know. Or not.

[bluedonkey]

16. You are

a sick,sick kitty!;-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. Meow.

=^..^=

[Cleita]

21. Words escape me what that image is like.

Yeesch! I'm glad I wasn't eating. I was reading the chapter in Kitty Kelley's book about Poppy and Jennifer Fitzgerald and how she had the best mink coat of his secretaries who all had mink coats. I don't remember ever seeing Babs with a mink coat. People would be startled to find Poppy in his pajamas in her office. Makes Clinton look like a naughty school boy.

[quiet.american]

33. "Laura who?"

... is my caption for this.

[Poiuyt]

35. "Bark like a dog!"

Who is sleezier?

[katinmn]

13. sneeking a peek?

[loathesomeshrub]

14. Did you see him kiss her? I know he's getting some!

[BlueEyedSon]

18. Brown Sugar

how come you taste so good?

[Cleita]

28. I dunno about the sugar. That sour puss on Condi much of the

time is more like saccharine, sweet at first, but with a bitter aftertaste.

[Cleita]

22. Pictures, we need pictures and tape recordings of

*W and Condi caught deflagrante in the middle of sex. Here is a challenge to all those purged CIA guys. Get the goods on them! It's time to bring the BuschCo down scandal by scandal, lie by lie, and we need proof.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. Sex is the only thing that matters.

Bush can, and does, lie, cheat, steal, and kill. No matter because, dontchaknow, he's a moral guy who's right with Jesus. But catch him gettin' busy with Condi... well, now. The fundies will pop an artery at that one. A few tape recordings, even. 'Spose the old Nixon tape recording system is still in place? Sweet little murmurs... "Hey, Condi, honey, as long's I got a face, you got a place to sit, heh, heh, heh" (cue Beavis & Butthead laugh). "Oh, George, I mean, Mr. President, you're so romantic..."

Ah, yes. That would bring the White House of Cards down where war and atrocities won't.

[Cleita]

26. I would be even better if we caught him having sex with

one of the men flunkies, like Scott McClelland. But Condi because of her high visibility is a really good choice too.

[Ducks In A Row]

23. I finally saw the clip, and I swear you almost see him licking his lips

he probably imagining banging her tonight.

[AP]

24. Another sex joke about W and Rice. What a surprise.

From the OP subject line, I thought there was approximately a 100% chance this would be about Rice and W.

[justgamma]

27. D know how to post pictures, but here's a good one

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/photo/politics/G54669-2004Nov16.html

[Deja Q]

29. Why is ChumpChimp looking like he regretted his decision to

upgrade his Oreo to double-stuf? :eyes:

Conartist Rice wasn't all that bright before, but even having Colin Polyp running around playing moderate before shoveling *'s cack about big weapons been found was a better choice. People at least had some respect for him (though not as many do now, methinks...)

[nostamj]

30. a love song!

GEORGE AND CONDI (To the tune of "Love and Marriage")

GEORGE AND CONDI, GEORGE AND CONDI
ALL THE INTERNETS SUGGEST THEY'RE FRIENDLY
WAS THAT KISS TOO GENTLE?
OR HAS HIS MADNESS MADE US MENTAL?

GEORGE AND CONDI, GEORGE AND CONDI
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM TREAT HIS WIFE AS FONDLY?
WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE
SHE MISTOOK HIM FOR HER OWN SPOUSE!

WHY, WHY, WHY DO WE DESERVE THEM
AND THEIR DECEPTIONS?
WHY, WHY WHY DID WE ALLOW ONE MORE
PRETEND ELECTION?

GEORGE AND CONDI, GEORGE AND CONDI
WHEN SHE TRAVELS HE WILL SURE BE LONELY
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM TREAT HIS WIFE AS FONDLY?
LAURA SIGHS WITH RELIEF
SHE'LL LET CONDI DEAL WITH HIS GRIEF!

[superconnected]

31. WoW! It's the first picture I've ever seen of him

where he looks like he's having a thought!

[A Brand New World]

34. He practically kissed her on the lips at that press conference! Off by

maybe a quarter of an inch. There's no way that those two are not "friendly".