The 'Moran' Guy....

[Sannum]

I often wonder who he is and if he knows he is in-famous. Make up a life history of Mr. Moran in this thread!


I don't think the time will ever come when I get sick of seeing this photo and not find it funny.:7.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

1. I take offense to calling him "Mr Moran"

One of my good friends last name is Moran, and it seems like this guy is trying to insult him!

[Sannum]

2. oops!

We shall just call him "That idiotic Freeper". Is that better.:p

[donheld]

9. Freeper Moran < the moran has a new name?

:bounce:

[DS1]

16. Or take a cue from another rightwinger

F. R. Moran.

[drhilarius]

3. Mr. and Mrs. Moran were across the street...

it's an ongoing feud.

[kiki]

15. Actually

it was intended for a guy named Norman.

[pa28]

4. I'll bet he's blissfully unaware.

Going about posting at FR under the username LIBRULSUK or something like that. If he ever does comes trolling and notices himself he'll probably be thrilled. He won't get it.

[d_b]

5. The 'go USA' sign is better than the other one

'go USA'? What are we; a football team?

[Sleepless In NY]

6. I'm sure he's out enlisting for bush's war in Iraq....

Not!

[d_b]

8. Oh, I bet he is :->

[NamVetsWeeLass]

7. My name is John Q Redneck.....

I was born in poverty and have Fought long and hard to stay there! I graduated from the 6th grade, with honors, after my 5th time there. I Learned to read and write after my honors graduation, and as you can see I spell very well. I hate liberals, I hate John Kerry, and I hate bathing. My friend had to write this for me as I was passed out drunk after a night spent realizing that Dale Earnhardt Sr is dead and he isn't coming back. Go Bush or Go Home, You Morans!

[VOX]

10. "I had a mullet before mullets were cool."

"I work as a clerk at the local WalMart, and they pay me pretty good wages. Abortionists are killers and I think that they should get the death penalty. Marriage is between men and women, not homosexuals, since my pastor tells me that's not what God intended. Bush* is a man of moral values, and pretty soon we will be free of terrorism forever, as soon as he kicks their towel-head asses in their own country, and not in ours! I love America, and I'd go serve in Iraq myself, but my third wife just had our fifth kid, and I've gotta make some money. Also, my trick-knee from a Pop Warner football injury is acting up. Go USA! Kick some Iraqi ass!"

[Paradise]

11. By George, I think you've got it! :) n/t

[Krupskaya]

12. Nah, this guy's a scab framer...

"Some guys came by to the jobsite wanting to talk union with me, but I told 'em to go to hell, cuz I'm my own man and see, the boss has big things in store for me. He gave me a cell phone cuz I'm one of his best workers! He tells me he pays me the most, too, but not to tell the other guys cuz they might get pissed and leave. He says he's going to give me a truck soon just as soon as we get the next big job that's coming. The union guys said they get $40/hour plus bennies but see, I got my own benefits -- I only have to buy into the health care plan if I want to, and I don't pay dues to nobody. That's where that $40 goes, shit. Plus the boss-man says he'll set up a 401(k) just as soon as we get the next big job that's coming. AND the boss has this cabin up north and if we volunteer to work on it on the weekends, he'll let us use it next hunting season! What union can do THAT? So GET A BRAIN! MORANS!"


(I, too, love this picture, and giggle every single time I see it.)

[NervousRex]

17. Holy Shit!

this is a dead-on description of the guy up the street who had a 4x8 Bush sign in the yard. The only thing I would add is he fixes old lawn mowers on the side and sells them in his front yard...This in a relatively decent Minneapolis neighborhood.

[Krupskaya]

20. Heh...I'm in MN, too.

Scab framers are something else, up here.

[ObaMania]

13. Naw...

he ain't got that newfangled internet. He thinks computers are only on spaceships!

[Modem Butterfly]

14. Right now that guy is scratching his ass at Burger King

wondering why he can't get a Big Mac and thinking it has something do do with the MSM.

[KG]

18. own a teal green 1988 camero w/ t-tops. the 'do-rag' covers a receding

hairline. buys a 12-pack of bud-lite and a packs of smokes every day on the way home from his job sodering circuit boards at the defense plant and wonders if that has anything to do with the fact his gut is growing like a goider and he never has any money. wonders why the chicks down at the dew-drop in don't sem too impressed with his newly grown molester mustasche.

[deutsey]

19. Just got laid off and somehow blames it on Kerry and Saddam Hussein.

Gets to watch a lot more FOX News than when he worked, so at least he can stay informed. :eyes: