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John_Shadows_1 Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:41 PM
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I figured it out, how we take back over....
.... it will take 18 years, but we need to have more kids. Every democrat should agree to parent a child within the next year.

Take the pledge!
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:43 PM
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1. I pre-emptively conceived.
And I may even home-school. -gasp-
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Oreo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:44 PM
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2. Already have one on the way!
Dems will get 2 additional votes from my house in 18 years
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:45 PM
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3. Unless we clean up the vote counting you can have 10 kids and none of
their votes will count.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:45 PM
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4. Not Married, No Girl Friend, Too Old For Kids
eom
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:51 PM
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5. Same here. (But I'd be a willing sperm donor.)
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

I'd have to give up one of my hobbies, however. (Click on ) Maybe both - but only temporarily. :dunce:
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:53 PM
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7. Now, Now - No One Said I'd Have To Give Up Two Of The Finest
Hobbies in the world.

Just might have to reconsider this proposition.
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Must_B_Free Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 02:36 AM
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14. You wouldn;t have to give up jerking off
it could be an artificial insemination - just use a turkey baster.
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:51 PM
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6. Biologicaly impossible for me to have children.
We can try and try, but we won't get anywhere.
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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:02 PM
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9. Don't give up, Q3
Even if you have to try five times a day. Consider it your duty.

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Karenca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:56 PM
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8. I have told my son
ver and over again what it means to be a Democrat.

Now, at 20, he's an activist for our party.
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:08 PM
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10. The right is beating us to it.
Breeding like rabbits.

If it's any consolation, the younger crowd went for Kerry. Maybe there's hope for the future.
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 02:21 AM
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11. we thought the same thing in the 70's...
but look what happened.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 02:30 AM
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12. RummytheDummy did a thread with the title "We have to breed like flies!"
the day of the election. Brought a much needed smile to my face. Probably the only smile that day...
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 02:34 AM
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13. We won the youth vote
Hopefully they'll stay with us as they get older and the cultural conservatives die out.
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m berst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 02:37 AM
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15. wait a minute...
Liberalism is genetic? :-)
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