My friends cast off your SINFUL immoral views because GOD was a republican

AnIndependentTexan

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:12 PM
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My friends cast off your SINFUL immoral views because GOD was a republican

Edited on Wed Nov-17-04 05:53 PM by AIndependentTexan

Yeh are heathens for going against the PURIST of GODS Republican will. Yeh will be saved if you Believe in EXTREME JESUS! For Jesus said we must kill all those Satanist b'stards in MIDDLEEAST! We DESTORY them and then convert the heathens into CIVIL MEN of GODS laws like we did the Indians!

If you do not believe in Jesus and the Republican WILL then GOD shall cast all of you into the pits of hell were Zell Miller will poke you with a pitch folk and all those homosexuals will have their way with you. It is The HOLY ONES will now PRAISE JESUSLAND.

SATIRE!

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amber dog democrat

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:19 PM
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1. Oh its YOU again.

look, Im doing all I kin to make the RAPTOR come so's Jesus has a place to crash.
OK ?

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AnIndependentTexan

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:52 PM
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6. Don't worry it is just satire!

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amber dog democrat

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:22 PM
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8. or IS it?

Edited on Wed Nov-17-04 07:23 PM by amber dog democrat

Don't you be messing with the RAPTOR n Jesus stuff.
:)

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Anakin Skywalker

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:27 PM
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2. OK! OK! I Believe! I Believe!

Zell Miller with a pitchfork sounds very scary. I am repenting now.

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damntexdem

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:39 PM
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5. What I can't imagine is Zell Miller ...

without a pitchfork.

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Mabel Dodge

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:34 PM
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3. Lyrics to "Jesus Loves Republicans"

Jesus Loves Republicans
(New lyrics by Mabel and Bokonon)

Jesus loves us cause we're white
The bible tells us we are right
rag head heathens, we can wrong
For they're weak but we are strong!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus loves us! loves us still,
and approves our lust to kill,
death and mayhem is the key
Let em' die across the sea!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus says that when I die
heaven's gate will open wide;
Blood will wash off from my hands,
cause my skin is white not tan!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus loves me! He will stay
close beside me all the way.
When I make them bleed and die,
he'll be happy, that's no lie!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

I have used Christ in this game,
done much evil in his name.
I know he will pardon me
I'm on a righteous killing spree!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus loves Republicans
He's our favorite talisman.
When we lie we never fear,
He can make us look sincere!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

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jbnow

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:31 PM
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11. lyrics: Jesus was a Capricorn

Kris Kristofferson:

Jesus was a capricorn
He ate organic food
He believed in love and peace
And never wore no shoes

Long hair, beard and sandles
And a funky bunch of friends
Reckon we’d just nail him up
If he came down again

Chorus:
’cause everybody’s gotta have somebody to look down on
Who they can feel better than at any time they please
Someone doin’ somethin’ dirty decent folks can frown on
If you can’t find nobody else, then help yourself to me

Eggheads cussing rednecks cussing
Hippies for their hair
Others laugh at straights who laugh at
Freaks who laugh at squares

Some folks hate the whites
Who hate the blacks who hate the klan
Most of us hate anything that
We don’t understand

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damntexdem

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:38 PM
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4. Hey, did Jesus really ride into Jerusalem on ...

the back of an elephant?

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amber dog democrat

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:24 PM
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9. No he drove there in a Hummer

or a Landrover.

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LittleClarkie

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Wed Nov-17-04 05:54 PM
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7. I have a sudden urge

to go check out Landover Baptist.

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Sleepless In NY

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:26 PM
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10. Jesus was a Liberal

who went off on a rant at the Pharisses (republicans) in the Temple. Amen.

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