Juggling is corrupting moral values on America's college campuses

[Goathead]

Get the Pepto ready when you read this, Pat Robertson goes down the list of college courses that are sending our nation into moral decay.

http://www.cbn.com/CBNNews/News/041115a.asp

I hate to link to the CBN site but remember these are desperate times and it is always best to know your enemy. Warning, the language in this piece is fiercely homophobic. I could barely stomach reading it. When is America going to wake up and denounce the radical cleric Pat Robertson?

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. That transcript is fucking hilarious!

Pat is obsessed with vampires

[fishwax]

2. Pat Robertson is such a tool

Jeez, I can't believe that this homophobic moron (who has made millions off the suffering of others in places like Zaire) is the face of christianity in American today. That's pathetic.

[Winamericaback]

3. Deliberate LIE

"They are not teaching freshman English nor American history, nor basic mathematics and science."

Riigghhtt.. at The nations TOP Ivy league schools they don't teach English, Science or Math any longer.

They have become a devil worshiping Vampire culture.. rofl..

Once again, these people are insane!

[rjbrooks]

4. Send ole Pat

a few dollars and get him to pray for you. If you feel really loaded send Falwell a few hundred dollars to get in his prayers.

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. I know some of my favorite classes at my "secular" college...

were, the history of Oral sex, and for a lab science how to preform your own abortions!

[LeftyMom]

6. What a idiot.

35% of college students have an std?
There were only four presidential canidates (I can name six off the top of my head and I know there were more than that!)

Forget the War on Terra, these people are fighting an undeclared War on Reality!

[prodigal_green]

7. high--

sterical!

What a douche.

And what if we took a look at what some of the fundie colleges are teaching.

Abortion terrorism 101--learn how to make ieds and how to shoot an abortion doctor in the back.

Slavery 452--the bible says slavery is OK. How to buy, breed and sell slaves.

Introduction to Cognitive Dissonance--how to handle it when your preacher/heroes are caught with prostitutes, 12-year-old boys, or a kilo of cocaine.