Photo: Bush choking his chicken

[OutsourceBush]

er..turkey, whatever. Can't this idiot do anything right?

[Dogmudgeon]

1. A Turkey is just like a Chicken

Only bigger and dumber.

--bkl

[saigon68]

16. Steve Bell on the Turkey

[jmowreader]

2. You'd do the same if you were he

Remember that the first year he did this, the turkey bit him on the balls.

[LostInAnomie]

3. The turkey is a metaphor for the poor.

On a lighter note maybe next year it will rain and they both will drown.

[Sparkly]

4. He's considering it for a cabinet position. n/t

[librechik]

5. He remembers what happened in 2001

Now he's making sure he's got the gobbler under control.

[UdoKier]

6. The first photo is chilling.

I bet he had the same detached look before he put an M-80 in his first frog's ass as a kid.

[truth2power]

7. Agreed. n/t

[PlanetBev]

8. Ooooo, I just got a gander at that first photo

I see that turkey neck as Planet Earth, just before Bush snaps it.

Fuck.

[Bucky]

11. Worse than that. He's looking into its eyes like he did w/Putin

I'll bet that turkey is a corrupt bastard in need of a good beheading and roasting. The turkey is getting pardoned, you know.

[grasswire]

9. it's the head grab thing again

Same thing he does to Laura.

[Bucky]

10. Wow, think about it. Weak on terror, but hell on poultry.

He's compulsive about being able to dominate someone. That's why he's running everyone out of the cabinet and CIA who isn't a kiss ass.

[symbolman]

12. This is how he pets animals

Actually, he's wondering about the amazing things they can do with plastic..

remember the plastic turkey he served up during his surprise vist to Iraq?

[VOX]

13. * vs. a turkey - probably the one debate he could win.

I don't know how I can stand another four years of this murderous clown.

[drhilarius]

14. "Squirrel?"

[Bushfire]

15. The closest to combat as he'll ever get...n/t

[datasuspect]

17. look at his eyes

he really wants to KILL this bird