Hey Abdul, you wanna have some fun?

[lil-petunia]

Before we run, let's set things up. Let's grab your butcher materials from the shop, put up some posters and draw "Al Qaida" on the walls. That ought to excite those bastards.



News Item: US Military declares success by finding what they suspect was Al Zareqari's apartment and headquarters. Of course, no bubbly was cracked open to celebrate, because no bodies were found.

"We are pleased to announce that US and Coalition Troops have found an apartment. We have reason to believe that this was an important apartment. People might have slept here. People might have worked here. Certain people. Bad people. Iraqis and other people. But we are pleased and proud of the hard work from our troops to find it. In an apartment building. ON a street filled with apartment buildings, not many of which are still standing. This proves that our strategy is working. Not only does this disrupt the terra-rists' actions, it gives us a great photo op and news item to show just how successful we are. God bless america. Does anyone want to see an apartment?"

[nine23]

1. Love that "phat" artwork on the wall.

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