Things to do now while you still can

[heidiho]

Received this list from my son via e-mail this morning. Sad, but true. Good for a laugh today. Pass it on . . .

While we are all experiencing feelings of Post-November 2nd disappointment, there are things we should do while we still have the opportunity---

THINGS WE SHOULD DO NOW WHILE WE STILL CAN...

Get that abortion you've always wanted

Drink a nice clean glass of water

Two words - doggy style

Cash your social security check

See a doctor of your own choosing

Hug your draft age child

Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter

Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying

Move out of the red states

Horde gas

Buy all the porn you can carry

Borrow questionable books form library - constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer

If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now

Two words - come out - then go back in - HURRY!

Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can

Stay out late before the curfews start

Get within 6 feet of a stripper in a state where it's still allowed

Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident"

Go see Mount Rushmore before the "W" addition

Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America"

If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.

If you're gay, learn to pass.

Take a snowmobile-noise free walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a base-jumper.

Enroll your kid in art or music class

Start your school day "without" a prayer

Pass on secrets of evolution to future generation

[Willy Lee]

1. I better get busy! nt

[murray hill farm]

2. seriously...there are some things to do....

while u still can..one is to get a passport while u still can..i suspect it will get more difficult to do in the next few years.

[loudestchick]

3. buy the books!!!

you may need them!