when bush re-instates the draft what will be it's new orwellian name

[Melodybe]

i am thinking that it will be something like the secure america act, the new freedom initative would be good but they are using that one for their thx 1138 drugging school children bill.

so since they obviously can't call it the draft, what will they call it

damn broken shift keys, i cannot make question marks.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. The college for combat program

[Liberal Veteran]

2. The Voluntary Mandatory National Service Act......

:)

[tk2kewl]

The Come to the Lord Intiative

[Az_lefty]

3. something with the word "Freedom" in it, no doubt.

:shrug:

[99Pancakes]

21. Freedom Warriors

Freedom Peace Keepers.......Friends of Freedom Act.......Freeing the World from the Unfree ...........Free, Free-er and Free-est Act for Freedom

[signmike]

30. I'm thinking "Freedom" ...

...only if we attack France.

[99Pancakes]

32. Right, because

we have to get rid of those damn French fries! Go Freedom Fries!

[K8-EEE]

4. The Right To Serve Legislation

Everyone has the right to serve! It's only right that the poor people get first dibs though...

[Worst Username Ever]

5. Americanized defensive force??

or maybe "homeland citizen task force initiative."

[Maat]

6. My husband came up with ...

Forced
Utilization of
Civilian
Kinfolk

My husband thinks Bush should call it that.

Sorry, we're being bad - yoking around like that

[Streetdoc270]

7. Operation Save the Rich

as only the poor and minoties will be drafted anyway.

[sundancekid]

8. anti-terror service program (asp) -- must ask cleopatra for more details

[RoundRockD]

The "Freedom Isn't Free Act". n/t

[Vincardog]

9. The Defence Of American Civil Liberties Act

DOACLA

[daa]

10. Jobs bill 2005 eom

[asthmaticeog]

11. The Support The Troops Act.

[tk2kewl]

12. No child left at home

[TheDebbieDee]

13. It'll be called "Patriot Service".

[crispini]

26. Yep, or "Patriots Serving Overseas" maybe.

Gotta have Patriots in there somewhere.

[neonplaque]

14. The Foriegn Studies Initiative

[Ducks In A Row]

15. yep. that way he can say he kept his promise not to bring back a draft

but it will do that exact same thing.

and sadly the media will play along.

[Taxloss]

16. The VALOR Act, like the PATRIOT Act

Volunteers And Lottery-Ordered Recruits

[Cerridwen]

17. Freedom and Patriot have to be in there somewhere, oh, and

God, too.

Maybe something like God's Patriots for Freedom act and Ready Reserve

[denverbill]

18. The Salvation of Freedom Act.

Religious undertones, calls slavery freedom. Sounds just right.

[jody]

19. Onward Christian Soldiers n/t

[musette_sf]

20. Peace Corps

[emulatorloo]

23. yep, you beat me to it.

EOM

[signmike]

33. Yes, to be Orwellian

it has to be an opposite. Lots of interesting suggestions here, but short & sweet is best

[Career Prole]

22. More workfare...

If you haven't been turned down by the Army yet you can't draw unemployment.

[BlueEyedSon]

24. "Selective Service" isn't obfuscatory enough for you???

[Union Thug]

25. God Will Sort Them Out Act

[BREMPRO]

27. how about.."American Patriot Freedom Protection Service Act"

[gapower]

28. New Freedom Initiative!

[The Night Owl]

29. The No Soldier Left Alive Initiative

:crazy:

[kcwayne]

31. The Freedom Marching Act

or the Marching for Freedom Act.

[Postman]

34. the F.L.A.G. ACT

Freedom Loving Americans Guaranteeing American Corporate Tyranny

note: not exactly Orwellian, but fitting

[Cat Atomic]

35. Employment Expansion

[TalkingDog]

36. Voluntary International Education Program

Free Unconscripted Citizens Kindly Espousing Defense
F.U.C.K.E.D.

[VOX]

37. The "Spread Democracy Abroad Initiative."

And you will like it! :grr: