The Bush Zombie detection test.

[bobbyboucher]

I need help with an amusing little list of questions that will identify without doubt that someone is a delusional, drooling, wandering around with arms outstretched in front, Dawn of the Dead, Bush Zombie.

It works like this: If you suspect someone you know (friend, acquaintance, co-worker, bar patron, etc.)of being a Bush voting zombie, you simply ask them if they would be willing to answer a short list of questions, say five. Or you just insert them into the discussion. Then when they give the kool-aid answers, you say "hmmm, interesting", chuckle and change the subject to pro wrestling or Neckcar. They are obviously beyond repair and you should save your energy.

Here are a couple that I have come up with and their zombie answers:

Q: Where is Theresa Heinz-Kerry from?

Z: France (or Europe)

I got that one from a post I read today here at DU where someone's co-worker actually said that.

Q: What was John Kerry's father's profession?

Z: Millionaire Boston Brahman (or some such shit)

Q: How long was John Kerry in the Navy?

Z: 4 months

Are you getting the picture? The idea is to see if they have been brainwashed. There has got to be ten or so answers to some easy questions that will make it obvious that they don't know shit, and at the same time are beyond help.

How about this one:

Q: What are the first words that come to mind when I say John Kerry?"

Z: Flip flopper.

Any help?

[gapower]

1. Q: Who's more moral?

Z: W.

[bobbyboucher]

2. You're getting the idea. How about this one,

Q: What religion is Bush?

Z: Christian

[bobbyboucher]

3. What is the air speed of a swallow?

:kick:

[DelawareValleyDem]

4. Question

What country were most of the 9/11 hijackers from?

Z Answer: Iraq

[jjmalonejr]

5. Q. Did we find WMDs in Iraq before the fall of Saddam's statue or after?

Bush Zombies will guess one or the other, since they figure they have a 50/50 shot of getting it right.

The concept of an ironic trick question is lost on them.

[bobbyboucher]

6. Q: Who finances out debt?

Z: Top 1% of earners