Makin' a list of some things to do before the inaugural.....

[ElsewheresDaughter]

feel free to add to it.

 
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
 
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
 
3. Cash your social security check.
 
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
 
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
 
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
 
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
 
8. Hoard gasoline.
 
10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
 
11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
 
12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
 
13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
 
14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
 
16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
 
17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
 
18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
 
19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
 
21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
 
22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
 
23. Start your school day without a prayer.
 
24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
 
26. Learn French.
 
28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
 
29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
 
30. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
 
31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
 
32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
 
33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
 
34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

[JuniperLea]

1. curse at W

before it becomes a federal offense punishable by death.

[lapfog_1]

2. visit CA

before the mushroom clouds obscure the views

[Maat]

3. Hey, wait a minute - I'm in California!

Uh-oh.

[lapfog_1]

6. So am I.

But Bushco needs another terror attack to completer the coup, why
not a "dirty bomb" or even a small nuke in the land of the corrupters
of America's Morals.

[Sabriel]

4. Shave my head so the microchip implant won't look odd

Oh, and take the red pill.

[booksenkatz]

5. Breathe. nt

[kat21]

7. Buy a ticket to DC so I can demonstrate at his inauguration!

[CelticWinter]

8. Enjoy being yourselves, before

all the woman are turned into the Stepford wives. And all the men will be turned to drones, working meaningless service jobs for the 'man'.

[demgrrrll]

9. Marbles, lots and lots of marbles. Animal House, House, House

Animal House. Still want that float too.