Freeper woman at Customs: "Blue Staters not wanted in OUR country"

[Bluebear]

So I'm coming back from Canada and the Customs hall was packed. An airline agent pulls all US citizens with passports into an expedited line. Some freeper woman behind me shouts "And if you're from a Blue State, stay here, nobody wants you back in OUR country" to the delight of her travelling companions. ("HahahahahaahaaaHHAAaaa") I turned around and said "Blue staters are not welcome in YOUR country?" "I guess that was a bad joke," she replied.

I don't think she was joking. More anecdotal evidence that * has 'united', not 'divided' us?

[acmavm]

1. Fine, if they feel that way I suggest that a remark like that is perfect

justification for red states to start their own country and let the damn 'red staters' doom themselves with their own ignorance and bigotry.

[fylgja]

5. And while they're at it...

they can stop using the money those of us in the blue states give them.

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html

[Tennessee Gal]

19. Didn't know that!

Thanks for the link.

[charlie]

2. You should've asked her LOUDLY

if sampling the cocaine stashed in her brassiere made her spew such gibberish.

[Bluebear]

7. Now THAT'S funny.

I should have innocently said to the Customs agent, "I don't know if I'm speaking out of turn but that woman in the magenta slacks behind me? Well, I hear her whisper something about a stash of something that she stuck 'where no one would find it'. Just trying to do my duty as a citizen."

[Guaranteed]

16. OHHH man....shoulda shoulda shoulda!!

Damn...

[Bake]

3. Real damn funny.

I'd have punched her sorry-ass fucking face in. Let her bleed some of that "red" blood, and see if she's really up for a little civil war.

Bake

[Qanisqineq]

4. does that mean she's going to make us blues in red states

move out, too? What about all the reds in blue states?

I can't believe she thought that might actually be a GOOD joke.

[proudbluestater]

6. Did you remind her that the blue states pay most of the taxes

to support her sorry-ass red state?

[Stand and Fight]

8. Damn reds...

And the political divide grows ever wider... But hey... At least you're in your country. I'm a citizen of the Blue States of America exiled in the Red Fascist Empire of America. This sucks...

[newyawker99]

28. Hi Stand and Fight!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[JohnnyRingo]

9. Thank You....For speaking up.

...I don't think she was joking either.

"Her" country indeed.

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[GingerSnaps]

11. The one thing that the bimbo's don't know about us "blue states" is

We have been holding in allot of pent up anger inside and if we ever get ticked off someone is going to go down into the floor and it's not going to be one of us. :grr:

[Swamp Rat]

12. Another ugly American

Way to go lady. x(

[blue neen]

20. Is that Man Coulter there?

Oh, is she nasty. Nice picture of those talons she has for hands.

[Swamp Rat]

21. "talons" HAHAHA!

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[REP]

15. Two Most Offensive Words To Call A Red-State Woman?

"Ma'am" and "Sir."

[Sapphocrat]

17. But... But...

But... But, I thought failing to call a red-votin' red-stater "ma'am" or "sir" (as appropriate to the red-stater's self-identified gender expression) was grounds for lynching, or worse?

Oh, I am so confused! Help me!

[REP]

18. As a Native Missourian, Let Me Explain:

"Ma'am" acknowledges that those stretch pants and Kathy Lee fashions aren't hiding her age.

"Sir" acknowledges that you are treating an older gentlemen with respect ... oh, sorry, ma'am!

[DemBones DemBones]

25. "those stretch pants and Kathy Lee fashions aren't hiding her age," but

she tries, bless her heart. ;-)


The subtleties of Southern sarcasm are not well understood by those not raised here so it's incumbent upon us to enlighten them. . .

[Hubert Flottz]

27. You should have said, where will you get all the tax dollars to ...

pay for Shrub's un-holy wars, if all the blue staters leave? There is a reason why one needs to take all of one's shots when one travels abroad and a rabid rovebot attack like the one that "lady" staged, is a classic example of why! I always try to at least f@rt on people like that, if I'm in line in front of them! It might not win her heart and mind, but if she's holding her breath, she's not talkin'!

Was she still wearing her "purple heart band-aid" on her chin?

[lebkuchen]

14. Her jokes are as bad as her president's

I'll bet she loved the one Bush told about not being able to find WMD.

As depressing as this war is, and the RWers driving the US into the ground, nothing depresses me more than the pandemic ignorance of the American people.

[shesemsmom]

23. Thanks for putting her in her place .....

I'm afraid I would have said. Unfortunately, I live in a red state.. I understand that we are all born repuks, but some of us have the ability to overcome. I'm one of the lucky ones. I'm feeling really sorry for you...........:bounce:

[Cooley Hurd]

22. I would've yelled...

"Your country is Jesusland, lady! And I have no desire to live there..."

[Menshevik]

24. Yeah

because I'm sure the Canadians really wanted her visting their country :eyes:

Remind her that she can just stay in her red state because the rest of the world doesn't want her and other Bush voters to visit

[DemBones DemBones]

26. You were polite. I might have suggested she go back to

Dumbfuckistan.

[mbee]

29. You should have said - we'll gee don't you need someone to purchase

the walmart products to give your grassroots voters a job so they'll keep voting to give you tax rebates?

[Union Thug]

30. I say fine, form your own little poverty stricken blue state country...

Pray to some big daddy in the sky so that you can afford a potato to feed your family while big business works you 12 hours a day with no benefits.

Idiots, give them their own bloody country. I would LOVE it.