Today, a co-worker actually said this to me....

[NightTrain]

In response to my wondering out loud how much of his upcoming second term Bush would spend on vacation:

"What would you rather have? A president who's always on vacation, or one who gets a blowjob in the White House?"

For a moment, I was too incredulous to answer. Then I said, "Well, getting a blowjob in the White House requires that you actually be at the White House, and not vacationing in Texas or Kennebunkport, like Bush has done for about 45% of his first term. Must be nice, having all that vacation time. Most of us only get two weeks."

Let's hear it for moral values! :puke:

[WMliberal]

1. remind him that during one of the bjs

big dog was also talking on the phone with a congressman discussing foreign policy AND eating a pizza.

Shrub can't even down a pretzel.

[madison2000]

22. Now that's what I call MULTI-TASKING

:kick:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I'd have said,

I'd rather have a President on the job in the WH preventing terrorism than being on vacation and ignoring intelligence warnings.

[wuushew]

3. Just respond that 3000 people are dead because of *'s off time

if moral outrage is more important than human life, this person is an idiot.

[GRLMGC]

20. Speaking of which

At school, some dumbass freeper went crazy w/ chalk and started writing all the pro-Bush statements on the floor. The day before, someone had written something like "When Clinton lied, Nobody died" and the dumbass wrote something like "Only 3000 people on 9/11". WTF? I was so mad. What kinda stupid logic do you have to use to come up w/ THAT connection?

[dennis4868]

4. That president who was....

getting a blowjob in the WH was not ignoring terror threats and actually prevented some al Qaeda attacks...I'll take the blowjob prez anyday (and so would the 3000 dead people who died on 911).

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Your co-worker is a damn idiot to ask that idiotic question.

[99Pancakes]

6. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

nt

[immoderate]

7. It's the difference between...

getting a blow job in the White House and BEING a blow job in the White House.

--IMM

[Kali]

8. the moran should actually take MORE vacations - look how big

of a mess he's made on the little time he is working!

[henslee]

9. Why must it always be a comparison between * and Clinton

I don't get it. Why must people always be defending *'s shortcomings. The guy is so full of shit. Lying is a way of life for him and his crew. Condi's lies have been plastered all over the media the past three days. And then its business as usual. Powell is a lying Uncle Tom. Where the fuck are the journalists demanding accountability? Where are the results from *'s physical? Where is anything.

[dennis4868]

10. Condi's lies have been plastered all over the media the past three days?

they have?

I guess I missed the media covering her lies to the 911 commission, congress and the american people...I have not seen the media covering this...

[henslee]

16. Uh, let me clarify. My media... Jim Lerher, Canadian TV, some other

place like Daily show. I do not watch network/cable news no more except when I get a heads up on someone's appearance.

[liberal N proud]

11. From 2 seperate repukes commenting on the pic I have outside my door

to my office since the elction:
"He's not as dumb as he looks"

The picture was the one with shrub holding the field glasses with the lens covers on them.
One was stupid enough to tell me they were night vision glasses.
I sat there and laughed as they walked away.

He's not as dumb as he looks... that would not take much to be smarter than his looks because he looks dumber than a box of rocks.
I hope I did not insult any rocks here.

[UdoKier]

12. Logistically speaking, a BJ is much more efficient.

Only takes a few minutes. Bush's endless trips to his tacky split-level in Crawford eat up enormous amounts of time and jet fuel.

Clinton could do the deed, then get back to work.

Too bad he didn't pick a grown-up girlfriend who knew the meaning of "discretion".

[JudyM]

19. Too bad he strayed from Hillary, more like.

Personally, with her spiciness and creativity I think she'd be pretty damned hot and inventive.

[UdoKier]

23. That's their business, not mine.

Many nice, spicy couples have open relationships. It's sad that people think they have the right to tell the president or anyone else how to live their personal life.

[JudyM]

31. Right, not mine, either, but I don't think Hill knew it was open...

just a personal wince because I have a great deal of respect for her, and she's the one who got hurt the worst. Well, we all did, but not as personally. Anyway, with Starr crawling up his butt looking for anything, something was bound to break. Did you catch that interview with Jennings the other night? Bill really told him what was what about that whole ordeal. Really goes to show that the rethugs are like pitbulls, trying to tear off democratic flesh with no regard to judicious spending of taxpayer money. I think Starr ought to be prosecuted, becausehis actions were the real travesty.

[Historic NY]

21. He should have paid the blue dress cleaned.

[jackster]

13. perfect example

of the s#%t we face = these people couldn't find a clue it it was plastered on their eyeballs

there's just no good in arguing with an imbecile

unless of course one's doing it for entertainment

[onecitizen]

14. Tell them:

Clinton could get a BJ while on the phone with a head-of-state. He could do more than one thing at a time. bush can't even sit on a couch and eat pretzels at the same time. NOW who would YOU rather have in the WH??

[Garbo 2004]

27. Well, at least Clinton could multitask... n/t

[WMliberal]

35. not only on the phone while getting head

but also eating a pizza. the man is a BEAST.

[asjr]

15. That line is so old it has mold on it. But that is the

only thing they can come up with. It really shows where their minds are. And they talk "moral values."

[havocmom]

17. men complaining about Clinton getting a blow job

need one!

[jdj]

26. they're just pissed because he didn't have to pay for it

AND he was on the clock when he got it.

Got some, and got paid while getting it. Can't beat that.

[Cadence]

42. Or maybe if he's so morally outraged by that

to show how wrong it is he should make a stand by pledging to give up receiving them himself for the rest of his life.

[GRLMGC]

18. Goddamn it

That is sooooooooooooo soooooooooo mind-numbingly stupid.

[Make7]

24. I'd rather get a blowjob in the White House.

:) Make7

[Lydia Leftcoast]

25. Great answer, Night Train!

:thumbsup:

[lawladyprof]

28. Well, we don't technically know that W hasn't

gotten one in the White House--from Mrs. Shrub (I mean, who is going to ask?). So the issue is not getting a BJ, but getting one from someone not your wife. Thus, the problem is not the act per se but the fact of infidelity. Now, plenty of our presidents and powerful men (hey, men in general--LOL--women too) have been unfaithful. Why a double standard for Clinton.

I always laugh at the "in the White House" indignation and ask, "So you want him to have gone to a Motel 6 with the Secret Service in tow?"

[Starlight]

41. Or Condi...

Or is that the reason he spends so much time in Crawford. Apparently Condi stays at his parents' place with him. Nice professional relationship they have going there. :puke:

[Dr Fate]

29. I would have said- "I'd rather have Kerry. What does Clinton have to do...

w/ the year 2004?"

[hunter]

30. Bush is a corporate whore.

He only does it for money.

[shesemsmom]

32. It appears to me we are

getting screwed by the pres. Without foreplay. Where is Ken Starr when you really need him?

[against all enemies]

33. Does your co-worker know as a fact - that W doesn't get head in the WH?

How does he know this? Maybe if W did get a little he wouldn't be pissed off and attacking other countries.

[gauguin57]

38. Yeah ... hey Laura! You're falling down on the "job," Girl!

Unclench that Yellow Rose of Texas jaw of yourn and git busy -- maybe if Georgie were happier he wouldn't feel like he had to spread his testosterone all over the Middle East.

That goes for you, too, Lynne "lesbian-romance novelist" Cheney -- Dickie-Boy needs some lovin' too!

[Cha]

34. Sounds like he's been getting

his brain washed by too much limpbaughs who should be in jail.

I'd rather have a President who had an IQ above his shoe size.

[Cleita]

36. You should have also asked where they think

Bush is getting his blowjobs? Obviously the Oval Office is bugged so that's why he has to take so many vacations to relax. :smoke:

[gauguin57]

37. I'd rather have a president who gets a few BJs in the White House than a

president who SCREWS THE ENTIRE COUNTRY UP THE ASS -- WITH NO LUBRICANT!!!

[Redleg]

39. Nothing wrong with blowjobs.

Vacations are nice too but you do have to actually DO YOUR FUCKING JOB before you take one.

[high density]

40. Did Kerry get a BJ in the White House?

I guess some of the right-wingers didn't notice that a guy named John Kerry was the guy on the Democratic ticket a few weeks ago.

[Piperay]

43. Clinton and chimpy

never ran against each other or that is a really really stupid comparison and makes no sense whatsoever.:silly: I really thought you were going to say that this kool-aid person said something like would you rather have a pResident who is on vacation or have a 'flip flopper' in??? While annoying that would at least be comparing two people who had actually ran against each other!:eyes: