When you think you've heard the ultimate bullshit, there's another one

[karlrschneider]

http://www.congress.org/congressorg/bio/userletter/?id=20004&letter_id=115840526

What do we do with these nutballs? :eyes:

[SaintAnne]

1. wtf?

[karlrschneider]

2. Did you read the letter?

:wtf:

[AuntPatsy]

3. Its a satire right?

[shraby]

6. Words escape me.

[SaintAnne]

9. yes

i did read it

[Goldeneye]

4. Good stuff.

Why would that be posted there? Its so ridiculous it almost has to be a joke. Who decides what gets posted there anyway? We could have some good times, if they'll post any old thing that gets sent.

[ogradda]

8. LOL

the possibilities :)

[karlrschneider]

11. congress.org will save anything that's submitted. I just wondered

what kind of human would send that kind of idiocy. ??
:eyes:

[SaintAnne]

12. bored

some really really bored nut who has nothing better to do but write silly letters about silly things and propose silly ideas to silly people... gosh, I know a guy like that. I'll ask him!

[ogradda]

5. wow

what can i say.....:crazy:

[crispini]

7. somebody been watching too much x-files n/t

[TexasChick]

10. karlrschneider, I can't get it to load in my browser for some reason.

What does it basically say?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

13. Here's the letter

Subject:
SUPER SOLDIERS

To:
President George Bush

November 20, 2004

MR. BUSH, YOU MUST HELP ME MAKE ANOTHER FEDERAL. THIS NEW BILL WILL ALLOW HUMANS TO EVOLVE INTO SUPER SOLDIERS AND OR A SUPER HUMAN WITH AN ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MANY SCIENCES AND LANGUAGES. HUMAN GENETIC ENGINEERING MUST BE ALLOWED IN ALL STATES. WHEN YOU ALLOW THIS BILL TO PASS WE WILL HAVE EVOLVED RACE OF INTELLIGENT HUMANS;THEREFORE,WE WILL BREAK FREE FROM THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE AND LIVE SOMEWHERE ON OTHER PLANETS OR IN THE COSMOS. WE MUST EVOLVE SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER NATIONS ATTEMPTING TO TAKE OVER OUR GOVERNMENT. NOW IS THE TIME TO ATTACK WITH THIS LAW TO MAKE SMARTER HUMANS IN THE U.S. THE DISADVANTAGE WILL BE THAT THE SUPER HUMAN WILL DESIRE TO TAKE OVER ALL AIR SPACE.WE WILL HAVE NEW LEADERS WITH MORE BRAIN POWER AND THE NEW RACE WILL NOT FORGET THINGS LIKE THE NORMAL HUMAN RACE DOES. YOU MUST ENGEAGE IN SOME TYPE OF FEDERAL LAW WITH THE RIGHT TO GENETIC ENGINEER HUMANS AND USE HUMANS FOR TESTING. MUTATIONS WILL HAPPEN HOWEVER THEY WILL HELP US UNITE AND EXPLORE THE COSMOS AND AND WE WILL DESTROY ALL IN OTHER GALAXIES WHEN THEY DON'T BECOME ALLIES WITH US. THIS PROCESS CAN BE 3 YEARS FROM NOW OR 500 YEARS FROM NOW. THE DECISION IS YOURS TO MAKE AND I WILL FIND MANY PEOPLE TO HELP SIGN WITH THIS NEW BILL. YOUR WAISTING YOUR TIME WITH WAITING WHEN YOU DON'T ATTACK. YOU WILL ONLY FIND PEACE WHEN YOU CAN CONTROL THE OTHER SPECIES. WE MUST ENGAGE IN A STRATEGIC PLAN TO CREATE SUPER SOLDIERS SO WE CAN GO FURTHER IN OUR LIFE. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MEANING TO LIFE IS. NO ONE KNOWS ;HOWEVER, WE WILL FIND THE ANSWER FASTER WHEN YOU MAKE THIS BILL HAPPEN. I IMAGINE MANY BILLS THAT MUST BE PASSED INTO CONGRESS AND I WILL FIGHT UNTIL THE BILL IS PASSED INTO CONGRESS BY YOU. YOU HAVE THE POWER SINCE YOU ARE THE RULER OF THE U.S FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS. DON'T THINK ABOUT RELIGION, BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH RELIGION. THERE IS ONLY THE COSMOS AND ENERGY. WE MUST FIND WHERE WE CAME FROM AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS IS TO MAKE NEW BILLS AND PREPARE EARTH FOR A NEW WORLD ORDER THAT MUST HAPPEN SOON. WE LIVE ONLY FOR 70 YEARS THEN WE DIE AND NO LONGER EXIST. WILL YOU PUT MONEY INTO MORE FUNDING SO SCIENTISTS CAN HELP US LIVE LNOGER,STRONGER,AND SMARTER? WE NEED A LEADER THAT THINKS FOR SCIENCE AND NOT FOR SOME STUPID GOD. YOU MUST KEEP YOUR SECRETS AND NOT GIVE THEM TO ANYONE;HOWEVER, YOU MUST ALLOW OTHERS TO EXPLORE THE SAME KNOWLEDGE. YOU CAN CALL THIS ANYTHING. I THINK I SHOUD BECOME PRESIDENT SO I CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN SINCE I AHVE MANY INVENTIONS AND I NEED TO ENGAGE IN MANY NEW LAWS. I WILL PRESENT MANY LAWS TO CONGRESS UNTIL I DIE AND ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU AND YOUR CABINET MEMBERS HELP ME WITH WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE SINCE YOU AND ALL YOUR CABINET MEMBERS BELIEVE IN GOD. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU SET ASIDE MY BELIEF AND LOOK AT WHAT LAWS I HAVE AND HELP ME PROPOSE THE LAWS THAT WILL BENEFIT ALL. I AM WORKING MY WAY UP TO CONGRESS,SO YOU MIGHT SEE ME ON TV ONE DAY AND I WILL CHANGE EVERYBODY AND EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY AND THEY WILL BE RICH. WILL YOU HELP OR DO I AWAIT UNTIL I HEAR FROM CONGRESS? I DESIRE TO LEARN ABOUT POLITICS. I NEED A PRESIDENT THAT HAS THE SAME BELIEFS AS I DO SO WE CAN SEE OTHER SPECIES EVOLVE. EXPECT MANY MESSAGES FROM ME CONTAINING NEW BILLS.

ST PETE , FL

[u4ic]

17. From Florida, huh?

I bet it's Jeb.

[__Inanna__]

19. LOL, thanks for the laugh n/t

[AuntPatsy]

20. Do you think he had a visit from the secret service, he might be a

good candidate for that mental program they are trying to get started...poor guy, I honestly believe he must have been joking around by it could hold serious consequesnces for him...

[karlrschneider]

16. The link shoulda worked, but hereis what it says

Letters To Leaders
All messages are published with permission of the sender. The general topic of this message is Education/Schools:
Subject:
SUPER SOLDIERS

To:
President George Bush

November 20, 2004

MR. BUSH, YOU MUST HELP ME MAKE ANOTHER FEDERAL. THIS NEW BILL WILL ALLOW HUMANS TO EVOLVE INTO SUPER SOLDIERS AND OR A SUPER HUMAN WITH AN ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MANY SCIENCES AND LANGUAGES. HUMAN GENETIC ENGINEERING MUST BE ALLOWED IN ALL STATES. WHEN YOU ALLOW THIS BILL TO PASS WE WILL HAVE EVOLVED RACE OF INTELLIGENT HUMANS;THEREFORE,WE WILL BREAK FREE FROM THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE AND LIVE SOMEWHERE ON OTHER PLANETS OR IN THE COSMOS. WE MUST EVOLVE SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER NATIONS ATTEMPTING TO TAKE OVER OUR GOVERNMENT. NOW IS THE TIME TO ATTACK WITH THIS LAW TO MAKE SMARTER HUMANS IN THE U.S. THE DISADVANTAGE WILL BE THAT THE SUPER HUMAN WILL DESIRE TO TAKE OVER ALL AIR SPACE.WE WILL HAVE NEW LEADERS WITH MORE BRAIN POWER AND THE NEW RACE WILL NOT FORGET THINGS LIKE THE NORMAL HUMAN RACE DOES. YOU MUST ENGEAGE IN SOME TYPE OF FEDERAL LAW WITH THE RIGHT TO GENETIC ENGINEER HUMANS AND USE HUMANS FOR TESTING. MUTATIONS WILL HAPPEN HOWEVER THEY WILL HELP US UNITE AND EXPLORE THE COSMOS AND AND WE WILL DESTROY ALL IN OTHER GALAXIES WHEN THEY DON'T BECOME ALLIES WITH US. THIS PROCESS CAN BE 3 YEARS FROM NOW OR 500 YEARS FROM NOW. THE DECISION IS YOURS TO MAKE AND I WILL FIND MANY PEOPLE TO HELP SIGN WITH THIS NEW BILL. YOUR WAISTING YOUR TIME WITH WAITING WHEN YOU DON'T ATTACK. YOU WILL ONLY FIND PEACE WHEN YOU CAN CONTROL THE OTHER SPECIES. WE MUST ENGAGE IN A STRATEGIC PLAN TO CREATE SUPER SOLDIERS SO WE CAN GO FURTHER IN OUR LIFE. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MEANING TO LIFE IS. NO ONE KNOWS ;HOWEVER, WE WILL FIND THE ANSWER FASTER WHEN YOU MAKE THIS BILL HAPPEN. I IMAGINE MANY BILLS THAT MUST BE PASSED INTO CONGRESS AND I WILL FIGHT UNTIL THE BILL IS PASSED INTO CONGRESS BY YOU. YOU HAVE THE POWER SINCE YOU ARE THE RULER OF THE U.S FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS. DON'T THINK ABOUT RELIGION, BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH RELIGION. THERE IS ONLY THE COSMOS AND ENERGY. WE MUST FIND WHERE WE CAME FROM AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS IS TO MAKE NEW BILLS AND PREPARE EARTH FOR A NEW WORLD ORDER THAT MUST HAPPEN SOON. WE LIVE ONLY FOR 70 YEARS THEN WE DIE AND NO LONGER EXIST. WILL YOU PUT MONEY INTO MORE FUNDING SO SCIENTISTS CAN HELP US LIVE LNOGER,STRONGER,AND SMARTER? WE NEED A LEADER THAT THINKS FOR SCIENCE AND NOT FOR SOME STUPID GOD. YOU MUST KEEP YOUR SECRETS AND NOT GIVE THEM TO ANYONE;HOWEVER, YOU MUST ALLOW OTHERS TO EXPLORE THE SAME KNOWLEDGE. YOU CAN CALL THIS ANYTHING. I THINK I SHOUD BECOME PRESIDENT SO I CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN SINCE I AHVE MANY INVENTIONS AND I NEED TO ENGAGE IN MANY NEW LAWS. I WILL PRESENT MANY LAWS TO CONGRESS UNTIL I DIE AND ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU AND YOUR CABINET MEMBERS HELP ME WITH WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE SINCE YOU AND ALL YOUR CABINET MEMBERS BELIEVE IN GOD. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU SET ASIDE MY BELIEF AND LOOK AT WHAT LAWS I HAVE AND HELP ME PROPOSE THE LAWS THAT WILL BENEFIT ALL. I AM WORKING MY WAY UP TO CONGRESS,SO YOU MIGHT SEE ME ON TV ONE DAY AND I WILL CHANGE EVERYBODY AND EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY AND THEY WILL BE RICH. WILL YOU HELP OR DO I AWAIT UNTIL I HEAR FROM CONGRESS? I DESIRE TO LEARN ABOUT POLITICS. I NEED A PRESIDENT THAT HAS THE SAME BELIEFS AS I DO SO WE CAN SEE OTHER SPECIES EVOLVE. EXPECT MANY MESSAGES FROM ME CONTAINING NEW BILLS.

ST PETE , FL

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[TexasChick]

22. Thanks! The link worked but the page itself wouldn't load. But, geez,

I think someone's just trying to play with the Chimp! Thanks again!

[Cat Atomic]

14. St. Peter sent a letter to Bush?

Or is he from a place called "St. Pete"? Either way, lol.

[charlie]

15. Aw cripes

Keep it away from the chimp. It'll give him ideas.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

18. Woo Hoo!

I see fun days ahead for me! I have a creatively evil mind and am able to use all CAPS.

I never knew Letters to Leaders was a fan fiction site! lol!

Errr.... you don't think that person WAS serious do you?

[karlrschneider]

21. I'm afraid I do think that 'person' was serious. Seriously deranged.

I'm trying to imagine a sane person writing that screed, and I'm not having any success as of yet. Any ideas?
:eyes:

[noamnety]

23. There are some good serious ones there

One on vote fraud, one opposing Gonzales, one opposing the Freedom to Drug Our Children Act.

This opens up a lot of possibilities.

[BREMPRO]

24. priceless...got to be a joke, or a typical FL Bush supporter. n/t

[hootinholler]

25. A light satire...

Somewhat reminiscient of B1FF.

For another chuckle, check out the 6th definition of freeper.