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Hi all. I'm new here and thought this post looked like fun. I don't know what the etiquette is around here for introducing yourself, but I'll give it a shot. For the curious, I'm an American living in Berlin, Germany and think a monkey would be a better president than Bush. Oh, a monkey already is president, I forgot. ;)
What do "they" foresee as the goal? What kind of Republican Utopia is it that "they" are looking forward to?
The removal of everything in the world that makes them feel fearful. This, unfortunately, includes a lot of stuff - and people.
What would the typical family be doing/look like/driving?
Easy. A kick-ass SUV with big metal bars on the front grille. One that burns loooots of gas, because a good American is a spending, wasteful American. Keeps the economy going, don't you know.
How would our forests & land look?
Forests? what are those? And land - isn't that the place you drill into to find oil? (Unless you're Bush, that is, and then it's the place you drill to *not* find any oil)
How would our schools be structured?
Lesson plans might look like this: Morning Prayer (Christians only, please); The Pledge of Allegiance to One Nation Under Surveillance; The Right Version of History; More Prayer; Reading the Right Books; How to Pretend There Are No Poor In America; Fuzzy Math; Doublethink Logic; Why You Don't Need Your Civil Rights.
What kinds of places would we go for fun/parties/nightlife?
Theoretically, things like book burnings, club nights forbidding gays, and pro wrestling matches are good harmless fun. But when you're a mindless cog on the corporate wheel, you need your rest, so at night when you need to wind down there's the whole family huddled around Fox News.
What kind of things would be on the TV & movie screens?
Reality TV (as long as they don't portray the reality of poverty, corruption and discrmination in this country) and war movies.
How would the world perceive us?
NOt much differently from how they already do, I am afraid.
Could I take my kids to the Grand Canyon or 1600 Penn. Ave, or out of the country on tour?
All foreign countries would be off limits. Can't you just visit the Hawaii or something if you want a change of scenery?
Could they listen to Van Halen? Godsmack? Vivaldi? Billie Holliday? Dj Icey? Dixie Chicks? Bobby Mcferrin? Bob Dylan? U2? ICP?Outkast?
You could, but someone would probably write it all down in a little book for reporting Un-American behavior.
Would I have to hide in an underground cave all of my Pagan literature and accoutrements?
Yes.
What do "they" think is acceptable?
Total control.
What would I be allowed to read?
Whatever it is that keeps you from thinking. But don't read, it's bad for your eyes.
What do they want other countries to think about America and Americans?
That we are the best, most kick-ass country in the world and that everyone should try to be just like us or risk being branded a terrorist threat. Why doesn't *everyone* want to join in and be an American too?
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