The terrorists in the voting booths (from a very cool website I found)

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http://www.riprense.com/DEFAULT.htm

TERRORISTS IN THE VOTING BOOTHS
(Nov. 3, 2004)

Uh. . .excuse me, but what is this place? Don't tell me it's the United States of America. Don't give me that crap. The United States of America would never have re-elected such blood-stained, sordid Grendels as Bush and Cheney. It would never have voted out of fear of terrorism, and concern over um, (cough) "moral issues."

The United States of America would have rejected---would have punted, sent packing, and otherwise booted---lying, cheating montebanks who have murdered at least 100,000 innocent Iraqis out of brazen quest for oil and empire.

The United States of America would have spurned a cunning, heartless regime that has conspired to destroy the environment on behalf of corporate profiteering; that is eliminating Social Security and making health care a total racket for drug companies; that manufacted reasons for invading a country that posed no threat, that is utterly, absolutely despised the world over, that. . .
Um, never mind.
The United States of America would have scratched its mussed old well-intentioned head and thought, well, enough of these jackals. I'm voting for optimism. I'm voting for possibility. I'm voting for hope. I'm voting for things to get better. I'm voting against sending more kids to the big shooting gallery that is Iraq.
What is this place that votes out of fear of terrorism?


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