bush in a poncho

[knowbody0]

why does that make me laugh so hard?

[Dudley_DUright]

1. Why do the lyrics to Steely Dan's "Gaucho" suddenly spring to mind?

Who is the gaucho amigo
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
And your elevator shoes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the custerdome

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/steely-dan/130111.html

[knowbody0]

3. i think of "badges! We don need no stinkin badges"

i have not laughed in a while. it is medicine for sure. amigo.

[Cleita]

2. It's because it's what the guasos (chilean guachos) wear

to ride on their horses. Bush is afraid of horses. It shows on those pictures, just what a square peg he is in a round hole.

[knowbody0]

4. not unlike a knife in the eye