How do we get the fundies to ban Viagra?

[AnIndependentTexan]

[JPJones]

1. Bingo. Heighten the contrasts. Call your congressman! n/t

[BlueStatesForever]

2. Funny how they don't seem to mind mention of

a 4-hour erection, but showing a boob with a pasty is just plain immoral.

[sangh0]

3. One word

Hedonistic

[Spinzonner]

4. Unlikely

they probably buy most of it.

You know, they have problems doing elections right and erections too ...

[babylonsister]

5. No, not Viagra!

But there surely are double standards going on. Private Ryan bad, but not a word about that mass chaos and destructiveness at that basketball game. Nix on the peek-a-boob, but Viagra/Cialis/etc. is all okay?

[Wright Patman]

6. Washington Monument

is utterly obscene.

This occult Freemasonic phallic symbol is a priapistic nightmare and no doubt an offense to the Almighty.

We need to start a campaign to take it down immediately.

[babylonsister]

7. LOL! Ya said a mouthful-gulp.

[Cleita]

9. Err, I thought it was symbolic of the Almighty?

eom

[Wright Patman]

13. The almighty penis, maybe

http://www.prisonplanet.com/analysis_lavello_051403_occult.html

Clearly, the WM is a phallic symbol associated with Freemasonry, not that there's anything wrong with that. If people want to worship Lucifer, that is their right. We still have freedom of religion.

I am just joking about having the WM "blown" away. I do think it needs "protection," though, in the form of a giant condom.

[elehhhhna]

8. let 'em know that medicaid pays for it, for starters.

[Straight Shooter]

10. Pay their mistresses to stop screwing the guys who buy Viagra

That will stop 70 percent of Viagra sales right there.

[Warpy]

11. Forget it, fundy doublethink says

that birth control pills encourage wanton lust, while Viagra is nearly sacramental.

[leesa]

12. Not a chance. It's for men after all.