Anyone else notice how loud the Hummer commercials are?

[MichiganVote]

[cubsfan forever]

1. Big noise/big wheels for small minds/* size penises eom

[WindRavenX]

2. "I HAVE VERY SMALL PENIS"

That's what they're screaming :o

[comradebillyboy]

3. corporate moral values, naming a car with a synonym for

blow-job.

[WMliberal]

4. what?

WHAT?

WHAAAAAAAAT?
i can't hear you. My hummer engine is too loud.

[99Pancakes]

5. I'm ashamed

to admit that my sister owns a Hummer. She wrote an article for Hummer magazine (in recent issue), produced a commercial for them a year or so ago. My Right Wing sister with her Progressive, activist little sister. Came from the same parents, too. Hmmmmm....

My husband says, "Why don't they just get a tatoo on their forehead that says, "I NEED ATTENTION!"

[arcos]

6. I hate Hummers, but the ads are wonderful...

Very eye catching, great downtempo electronic music, amazing images...

[99Pancakes]

10. Falluja

I told my sister she's driving a better equipped H2 than the men and women in Falluja.

[checks-n-balances]

16. Maybe I'm just showing my age, but I HATE the Hummer commercials!

They ARE loud and sound like humanoid chanting. But I do agree with what you said about hating the actual Hummer vehicle.

[stevedeshazer]

7. fuh2

http://fuh2.com/

[skylarmae]

9. I love your picture...LOL

When I was a young lass, 'a hummer' was something completely different than this..

Like mine better.

[MADem]

8. And the one that tells us, in robot-speak

that THIS....is going....to set you...free...

again and again, is rather post-apocalyptic. They may just as well tell us "BE VERY AFRAID! The shit is hitting the fan, get in your big car, with your wee willie, and drive, drive away!"

Of course, a full tank won't get you very far at 11 mpg. Idiots! They'd go further sitting on their goddamn lawn mowers!

I've often thought it would be amusing to make up a bunch of mailing labels to keep on hand to paste beside the odd, opportune hummer logo. The label would say


BIG CAR
small dick


Those mailing labels are small, easy to palm, and wouldn't be readily noticed by the driver right away....but anyone behind him in a GEO METRO would get a big kick out of it!!!

Sorta like freeway blogging, for the lazy or not very artistic...!

[MichiganVote]

11. Well I was wondering is the women who drive them have men

with small, well you know....

[99Pancakes]

12. Probably. nt

[MADem]

13. They'd probably have better success

...with a bloody TWEEZERS to find the thing, rather than a hummer to compensate for the paucity in endowment.

[MichiganVote]

15. Well that thought led me to wonder

Who can talk more freely about male and female genatalia, men or women?

[MADem]

17. I think it depends on the person

It might be generational, too. It always seemed to me that men liked to talk about their dicks, until women started talking about them, and women did not like men talking about their vaginas, until the vagina monologues.

We've come a bit of a ways since discussion of hand, foot and nose size, which was the code for "schlong" back in the dark ages.

What's left? Earlobes and anuses, I guess!!!!

[MichiganVote]

18. I suspect you're right. LOL

[99Pancakes]

19. Vagina Monologues

I attended those 2 years in a row. Powerful! But my Hummer lovin' sister didn't come with me. Hmmmmmmm. My progressive hubby did, though. (sigh) I love my hubby. He drives a Saturn Ion----a very small compact car for a 6' 4" male social worker with a very big.......ah hem.....

Case closed.

[0007]

14. All the goddamn commercials are three or four octaves above

the normal program sound level. Especial all those fucking vehicle commercials.

The FCC wants to protect your eyes from Janet and her tit but they don't give a shit about your ears, 'eh?