Funny story about Keyes

[JohnnyCougar]

My classmate (I live in Chicago) told me the other day about an Alan Keyes truck in Chicago. The story takes place before election day, so it is dated, but it is still funny.

Apparently, Keyes and Co have this big truck with two big slabs of the 10 commandments on the back with the liberty bell in between. :scared: This truck was parked in a tow zone outside of her apartment in Chicago. Praying for the best, within five minutes, a tow truck came. You don't have long in Chicago, let me tell you. So these tow truck guys start lifting the truck to tow it, but there are people inside the truck. They rolled down the window an were like "WTF is going on?, You can't tow us." Of course, the tow truck guys didn't give a rat's ass. This is a city where Bush got 16% of the vote, and I'm sure Keyes got even less. So they just start towing the truck with the people still inside yelling. Apparnetly no one inside had the keys to move the truck. So there went the Keyes truck, liberty bell, 10 commancments and all, straight to the impund lot, with people still inside! I would have done anything for a picture!

[brainshrub]

1. Thanks for the story.

Made me laugh.

[LiberalFighter]

2. Is it still in impound? I hope!!!

[JohnnyCougar]

4. Probably not.

I'm sure they paid to have it released by now. But just the thought of that truck going down the street getting towed for all the residents of Chicago to see...I wish I could have been there!

[On the Road]

3. LOL -- That is a Great Story!

[sleipnir]

5. HI-larious

made me laugh for quite a few minutes.

Damn funny stuff.

I would pay a million pesos to see the looks on their faces as the car got towed.

[KC21304]

6. Can Keys still be found in Illinois ?

Did he get rid of his house in Maryland ? LOL

[Mz Pip]

7. Heee heee

God must have been on his lunch break to have let this happen to his main man Alan.

Giggle.

MzPip:dem: