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Mon Nov-22-04 02:37 PM
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| how come I NEVER get visited by the secret service? |
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I don't all kinds of subversive stuff, but still no agents.... just mormons....
Hey, if I make the mormons tea I can make it for the feds too.
I make a great pound cake!
(the mormons now know I'm a buddhist, i think they still visit for the pound cake and the clean potty)
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:39 PM
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:48 PM
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Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 03:32 PM by superconnected
because I'm paranoid of them. I was about to click the button to send my dontation but my better judgement kicked in.
Maybe it's those Regan snail mail scams in the 80's where they advertised newsletters against that administration and if you signed up for one they put you on a list the CIA had.
I donated directly to the Dem party because half of america are Dem. I believe the Reps would use this site list and any money donated to it against us if they ever got enough power to. I'm thinking hangings for "anti-american" activity for speaking against the administration.
I have a friend who hangs here who things I'm nuts for that, but I've spoken to the fundie psycho's first hand and I'm not about to trust many turns for their favor, in history.
I'll bet even if they haven't visited you, you're on their list, or will end up there, eventually.
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:50 PM
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| 6. Might as well donate, they already know who you are, if they care. |
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Just ask Agent Mike.
:hi: Hi, Mike.
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Mon Nov-22-04 03:44 PM
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| 10. How did you know my name is Mike? |
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Mon Nov-22-04 03:53 PM
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| 11. I'm sorry, was it supposed to be a secret? Ooops. |
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:54 PM
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maybe I should serve heavier finger food
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:41 PM
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| 2. It's actually pretty easy |
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The president's e-mail address is president@whitehouse.gov. I won't tell you what to say, and don't tell them I sent you. You can get the SS to you fairly instantly.
--IMM
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:42 PM
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| 3. I usually visit your place when your not home .and then I make |
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Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 02:42 PM by bahrbearian
my own Tea ,while I look around, BTW don't you ever dust?
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:49 PM
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| 5. No, but didn't you note the SPOTLESS bathroom |
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... i was wondering who drank all of the earl grey... leaving me with oolong and irish breakfast tea.
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Mon Nov-22-04 03:12 PM
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| 8. Play dumb when they show up. Say you thought "DemoUnderground" |
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Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 03:12 PM by elehhhhna
promoted the swift burials of us Libruls.
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