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Willy Lee Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:30 PM
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Some good news...
With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, over 90% of our pineapple and lettuce, 93% of the artichoke production, 95% of America's export quality wines, 90% of all cheese production, most of the US low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Amherst, Stanford, CalTech and MIT. We can live simply but well.

The Red States, on the other hand, now have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike), 92% of all US mosquitoes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. A high price to pay for controlling the presidency.

(OK, a little sarcstic... I think we are ALL fucked!!)
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:33 PM
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1. Why do you think I say to the freeper who wants to
expell the blue states from the union, since we are not truly American... BRING IT ON.

We also have most of the major Naval ports for the US Military as well as manufacturing facilities.

:-)
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TwentyFive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:34 PM
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2. Thanks! And don't forget movies, music, 90% of ocean sunsets & sunrises
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:36 PM
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3. Good!
I can live on wine and cheese for years. Years, I tell ya!
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:38 PM
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4. And the pot!
I don't even smoke it, but I had to add that anyway. :)
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:40 PM
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6. yep, the red states have meth
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:43 PM
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7. don't they have oxycontin too?
of is that oxyrush or both.:crazy:
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Willy Lee Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:50 PM
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8. Here! Here! (nt)
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 03:39 PM
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5. Wait!
If they kick the blue states out, I need warning so I can move first!!
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ballcap1776 Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 04:06 PM
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9. Yeah give us Blueys in Red states time to pack!
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