How can you be a cowboy, being afraid of horses and all.

[Ironpost]

Chimpy boy rides off into the sunset.

[bryant69]

1. Look it's right in the name Cow

"Doesn't say anything about Horses. I'm a cowboy, not some kind of horse boy. Get it? Or do we need to have a litle talk in Guantenamo?"

Bryant
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[Fovea]

2. He's not.

he's a truck driver.
It is hard to tell the difference until you ask them to get on a green broke horse.

[underseasurveyor]

3. *GASP* How dare you!

You can tell by my boots, Im'a cowboy.
:evilgrin: heh....heh

[chookie]

4. How can you be "fearless" and "resolute"

...and chicken out of your date to address the Parliament of our closest European ally, Great Britain, because you couldn't control who would be there and who wouldn't and didn't want to be seen on world wide tv being heckled by the representatives of a democracy.

Seems to be also planning to chicken out of addressing Canada's Parliament too -- too democratic up there.

He should have stayed buddies with Saddam -- Saddam could have ensured a 100% enthusiastic reception before members of the Baathist party.

Can anyone think of any government totalitarian enough to ensure a happy smiley Bush welcome? I mean, apart from our own country. Seems to be he needs an army or two to protect his very unpopular fratboy turned war criminal ass to go ANYWHERE. Even to countries like England and Ireland.

Maybe he will start to outsource his "security" to the Janjaweed.

[PsN2Wind]

5. It's all explained in an old Kingston Trio song, Laredo

"I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy
You can see by my outfit, I'm a cowboy too
We can see by our outfits that we are both cowboys
So get yourself an outfit and be a cowboy too"

[petepillow]

6. it's all showbiz baby