Bush sneaking into Baghdad tonight?

[TrueAmerican]

http://chiapas.mediosindependientes.org/display.php3?article_id=109911

President Bush may be heading to Iraq. He cut short his news conference in Colombia. As of 7:16 p.m. Central Time, he surprisingly has not been reported as landing in Texas. Bush no doubt would consider it a real coup to repeat the surprise visit he made last Thanksgiving to the troops in Iraq. Probably he is more eager this year, after his victory and as he kicks off four more years. Also, it has been a bad year for morale in Iraq. This trip is a must. His schedule and the secret plans for last year provide clues to this year, as explained below.

[aquart]

1. Aww, another thrilling plastic turkey.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

2. Took the words right out of my mouth.

[Starlight]

3. Maybe he was arrested for war crimes.

The Columbian government could have changed their minds.

One can dream. :)

[Minstrel Boy]

4. "It's great to be here in a pacificated Fallujastan!" n/t

[rooboy]

5. He wants to be as far away from Poppy as possible...

now that his old man's sitting in his rocking chair thinking that Junior just tried to have him whacked.

[Wonk]

6. Reposting a photoshop of mine from last year

Turkey with dressing

[DireStrike]

7. "dressing"... to laugh or cry?

I almost missed the nazi eagle and swastika. It jumps out a little, but not too much. Good job!

The scale on the child is a little wacky, but I guess there's not much you can do about that.

[Eric J in MN]

8. Yes, maybe you can make the kid bigger (nt)

nt

[gmoney]

9. Quick, let's change the locks while he's gone

and put his junk out on the front lawn...

[anamandujano]

10. if it were only that easy

funny