Annoy a Republican . . .

[Sugarcoated]

does anyone have a better answer than the usual bumper sticker "Annoy a Republican: Think for yourself"? Or a link to a list or sumpthin?

[LeighAnn]

1. How 'bout, "Annoy a Republican: Help the Needy"

?

[Skittles]

2. F*** YOU YOU CONSERVATIVE ASSHOLE

I say that a lot here in Texas

[opiate69]

3. "Better a bleeding heart, then none at all"

[Sugarcoated]

4. Annoy a Republican . . .

Fight for standardized and fair voting

[adadem]

5. My latest favorite

http://www.cafepress.com/nostamj.13445538

Hit's the nail on the head...pricey but it says it all for me.

[berni_mccoy]

8. Needs to be more accusatory:

like:

"Voted For Bush? Enlist Your Kids Today."

or

"Voted For Bush? Get Your Ass To IRAQ On the DOUBLE."

LOL!

[lastliberalintexas]

29. Hey- that was mine!

But it was from before the election. Now I need to ask him to make one that says *DRAFT BUSH VOTERS FIRST*. I agree with the poster who said it needs to be more blunt now.

If you don't know- he's a DUer (nostamj). It's nice to be able to shop "locally"!

[Lost Creek]

6. Draft Republican Children First

How many dead Americans is Iraq worth?

[GingerSnaps]

7. "God watches over Hypocrites"

They need some reverse psychology also but I too sleepy to think of anything now.

[CanChannelCassandra]

9. America's Best Christian says:

I have links to a couple of really unique websites with pins and bumper stickers, but my current favorites are found at www.bettybowers.com. Be ready to take the homepage with an open mind and a grain of Salt...It's hilarious and frightening at the same time!

[inthebrain]

10. Tell the bastards to enlist!!!

I do it all the time and it works like a charm!!!!!

[Brundle_Fly]

11. God

Please save me from your followers.

[LiberalPersona]

12. Annoy a republican: Love your neighbor.

[Zinfandel]

16. Especially if they are the same sex...That will guarantee annoyance.

[renaissanceguy]

13. I have a couple bumper stickers that would work.

"I think for myself; therefore, I am a liberal."

"Respecting your neighbors, promoting peace, helping the poor, protecting the enviroment: the moral issues that matter."

Buy them and other liberal bumper stickers, buttons, & t-shirts at www.cafepress.com/liberalissues

[donheld]

14. at www.unitedforpeace.org

[Brundle_Fly]

15. stick this in your window

[leftofthedial]

17. Annoy a Republican...

Tell the Truth

[hippywife]

18. This site has some of the best stuff

and they don't play both sides of the argument like some of the others do: www.northernsun.com

[DrCorday]

19. I love all of the Jesus ones....

"But I say to you: Love your enemies." - Jesus

Don't suggest you use it: I put it on my car and I got keyed (not that you can tell, my car's really banged up anywho). But they left a kind note: "Jesus wasn't around for 9/11!!!" Whatever that means.

[lawladyprof]

24. Well, first for Christians Jesus is always around. And second,

Jesus was around for the horrors/inhumanity of his day. People who blather on about 9/11 changed everything simply reveal the depths of their ignorance. Humans being have been committing barbaric acts (including mass murder of their fellow human beings) since time immemorial. America, except a few people, thought she was exempt. She was wrong.

[Swamp Rat]

20. This bumpersticker I made leaves repukes speechless:

[Tsiyu]

26. This one is on my car, too! n/t

[Swamp Rat]

34. Thanks

:yourock:

[Southpaw Bookworm]

28. For sale anywhere? n/t

[Swamp Rat]

33. No, just download it and print it for free.

I'm not trying to make any money with this. I just want Americans/Bush supporters to see where their tax dollars go.

[lojasmo]

21. Check this out!

http://www.northernsun.com/

[auburngrad82]

22. I like "Jesus was a Liberal" eom

[Shadowen]

35. Even better:

Jesus was a liberal Jew who wanted you to pay taxes and never declare war for any reason.

You're going straight to hell.

[masaka___]

23. WTF? You voted for the Antichrist?

[Tsiyu]

25. Annoy a Republican:Tell the truth

My latest: BODY ARMOR? GREEDY REPUBLICANS WANT TAX CUTS!!! This is posted next to picture of a fallen soldier.

It pisses them off, believe me, especially the ones with all the cheap ribbons....

[morgan2]

27. "Hey, Hitler was elected too"

[cabbage08]

30. Kick

:kick:

[apple_ridge]

31. I like the sentiment of this one

www.cafepress.com/ageofreason

[Zenaholic]

32. Keep your religion out of my government!

or

\ /
\ /\ /
\/ \/ hacko

[Octafish]

36. MY. PET. GOAT.

Dumbass sat down -- knowing that a jetliner had already smashed into one tower, and then sat for ANOTHER seven minutes after learning that another jetliner has smashed into the other tower. Gee. No one remembered to warn the Pentagon a plane was on its way. That hit about an hour later. Bush must've been too busy to call NORAD.



"Mr. President. America is under attack."

Reminding pukes of this gets them mad, every time.

Guaranteed.