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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:22 AM
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Bush forgets to zip up his pants!
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 10:23 AM by wicket
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Search Party Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:23 AM
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1. bad link
The requested URL /p/ap/20041121/capt.edb11411211850.chile_apec_bush_edb114 was not found on this server.
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:24 AM
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3. fixed
n/t
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:23 AM
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2. LOL thanks for sharing this. n/t
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:24 AM
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4. Just when you think he couldn't
possibly be any more embarrassing. Apparently he has limitless potential.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:25 AM
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5. This deserves a caption thread.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:56 AM
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25. Something like ... I'm ready to start spending that capital...
which one of you fellas want to bend over first?
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:25 AM
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6. Showing off his capital again...
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:28 AM
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8. The Clenis now has a rival
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animuscitizen Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 04:19 PM
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56. And notice how the capital isn't overflowing from the exit ramp...
Poor Laura.
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enough Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:27 AM
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7. Not only that, but
he's behaving like a clown.

Can't the American people see how he disses them by disrespecting the office? Oh forget it. I told myself I would stop agonizing about stuff like this.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:29 AM
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9. Well
he does have a Mandate after all.
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donkeyotay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:03 PM
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35. Is that what he carries around under his armpits?
What is wrong with that man? Why does he always look like he has tennis balls stuffed in his armpits?
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:30 AM
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10. Dear GOD, tell me that's Photoshopped!
Please! Please!!! I mean, I know * is an idiot and all and that the entire world already KNOWS that, but dang.
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:37 AM
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16. It's from the Yahoo news photos section
So unless they got majorly duped (which I highly doubt), this photo is authentic. What a jackass "Our Leader" is!!!
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:40 AM
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18. OMG. I mean, really ...
Just OMG.
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zbird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:44 AM
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19. Here's the link to the Yahoo news photo page. It's not photoshopped...
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:46 AM
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22. Thank-you!
What an effing jackass!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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stlchic Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:53 AM
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24. That's what I was thinking...
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 10:55 AM by stlchic
It's no surprise to me that * continues to be an idiot - but for CRYING OUT LOUD - he can't even dress himself? Please tell me that this is a joke - that the (gulp) elected leader of my country doesn't need help to get dressed before meeting with international leaders. Please tell me that half of this nation didn't elect someone this embarassing.... :puke: OMFG - they really did.

What do you want to bet that the same freepers who bitch and moan about the "disgrace" Clinton brought to the Presidency because he couldn't keep his pants zipped up will just write this off?

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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:57 AM
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26. It's not a joke
Thanks to zbird for this link:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041121/481/edb11411211850

Bush is such a moron!!!!
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:30 AM
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11. Koizumi's thinking....
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 10:30 AM by htuttle
"Why is he showing me his penis? Well, at least he didn't throw up on me..."
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:30 AM
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12. The perfect end to a perfect trip...
He insulted his hosts and demonstrated public cowardice...

"SANTIAGO, Chile (CNN) -- Plans for a state dinner for President Bush at Chile's presidential palace were scratched Sunday after the United States insisted on security measures that Chile called unacceptable.
The change came a day after Chilean security guards temporarily blocked one of Bush's Secret Service agents from entering an official dinner.
For the Sunday event, the Secret Service insisted all guests -- totaling more than 230 -- pass through a metal detector, a top level Chilean Foreign Ministry official told CNN. U.S. officials did not dispute this account.
President Ricardo Lagos believed the measure was humiliating for guests, the Chilean official said."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/21/bush.dinner/index.html

....babbled in public like an idiot....

"In a joint public appearance with Lagos, Bush meant to take note of plans for January 30 elections in Iraq, but said instead: "I noticed today that the elections are on schedule for June the 30th."
And Bush said he and Lagos were determined "to bring drug trafficking to bear," presumably a mix-up with his frequently stated eagerness to crush that global scourge.
Referring to the relative innocence of the days before the September 11, 2001 strikes, Bush told executives on Saturday: "We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us."
In that same speech, Bush meant to praise the Asia-Pacific Economic Forum (APEC) meeting here, but instead declared: "Our nation is a Pacific country, as well. And that's why the OPEC conferences are so important." "

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20041122/ts_alt_afp/apec_us_bush_glitches_041122140624

...and finished up by sashaying around in public with his pants open.

By the way, the look on Putin's face is priceless.
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neomonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:00 PM
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32. Putin's expression IS priceless :)
I dare say he's giving Georgie a come-yither look, isn't he. Zipper is down and Pootie is itching for some Western action. Silly boys.
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belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 07:11 PM
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59. Oh, he's staring daggers. "You. Stupid. Embarassing. Fuck."
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:01 PM
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51. Thanks for the recap. I missed all the fun!
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 02:02 PM by robbedvoter
To think that 4 years ago, a whole aparatus was obsessed with trying to see the Clenis , and now the entire world is embarrased of the tiny Jr wanting his moment in the limelight!
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 04:05 PM
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54. Minnie Pearl used to pose like that
but she was TRYING to be funny.
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:31 AM
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13. His Favorite Movie
FREE WILLIE!
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cabbage08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:01 PM
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34. LOL
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Divernan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:32 AM
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14. And he stands with his hands facing forward, like an ape!
Hope none of the other leaders trip over the socks that fell out!
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:35 AM
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15. He is such an embarrassment to our country . . .
but then, so are the 59 million who voted for him.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:39 AM
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17. crackle..crackle"..the dragon has left the cave..." repeat..the dragon has
left the cave

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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:44 AM
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20. Hey W - XYZ PDQ!
What a complete buffoon. :eyes:
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peacefreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 11:37 AM
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30. Silly, it's not a dragon...
it's a lizard.
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 11:58 AM
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31. It's an inch worm!
:evilgrin:
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Tennessee Gal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:45 AM
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21. AP link to picture on yahoo..............
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 11:00 AM
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28. And for Goddess' sake
send it to Michael Powell!
You know how he hates costume malfunctions.
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:34 PM
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43. Aide's probably scared to tell him Psst. W,XYZ.
Would you want to be the poor slob who gets to tell the leader of the free world.



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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:50 AM
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23. did he leave Condi at home?
the LITTLE man had a busy day....



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NervousRex Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:58 AM
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27. Wardrobe malfunction
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 11:02 AM by NervousRex
White huh?...Damn! I was guessing that Bush wore Superman Underoos.

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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 11:26 AM
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29. He saves those for Laura
:evilgrin:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:01 PM
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33. Chilean Trouser Trout.
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:08 PM
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37. OT- your avatar
TONY!!!!! Very cool :)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:12 PM
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38. nuttin' could be finer than to be in Carolina in the moooooorrrrnin'
:hi:
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:33 PM
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58. How I miss him....
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jokerman93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:07 PM
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36. I didn't know
I didn't know i could feel any more humiliated as an American than I already have this past four years.

Talk about lowered expectations!

If we only had a president who could simply dress himself, speak in complete sentences, and not drag his knuckles when he walked, we'd be more secure than we are now.

:eyes:
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fwiff Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:37 PM
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39. And no one helped him out?
a discreet nudge, a helpful hint? :P

Classic passive-agressive, "Go on, George, portray yourself with all the dignity you deserve!"

:silly:
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genieroze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:43 PM
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40. Hey Bush....XYZ
:headbang:
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:08 PM
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41. If you look closely, you can see the lipstick stains ...
but I can't tell if it's Hannity's shade or Limbaugh's.
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veggiemama Donating Member (235 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:32 PM
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42. So does this mean * has an new "open door" policy?
Or is it just to ease media access?
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:36 PM
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44. Way to go, Bush!
That's how you represent Murka, you knucklehead!!
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Mark D Donating Member (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:39 PM
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45. Ooops!
That's embarrassing.
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A Brand New World Donating Member (803 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:42 PM
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46. OH GOD! I've been laughing hysterically over this picture all
day!! My co-workers think I'm absolutely crazy. But it's better to laugh than cry, which I've done plenty of that over the past 3 weeks.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:01 PM
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52. Now that pic is the one that should be on billboards all across the
Country. :evilgrin:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:17 PM
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62. Wish George Soros would put that photo on a billboard
that simply reads "Did a majority of the US really vote for this man?"
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:45 PM
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47. I sure as hell wish Herbert Walker had remembered to keep HIS zipped.
n/t
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:46 PM
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48. Do-si-do! Allemande your pardner home!!
Either that or he thinks he's carting watermelons again.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:47 PM
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49. what if he forgets his underwear next time
and then doesn't zip?
what do we do then?
ye Gods in heaven
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:49 PM
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53. EWWWWWWWW!!!
:puke:
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 04:10 PM
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55. His dick is already hanging out--Cheney.
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PatGund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:49 PM
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50. Gak
Didn't the wingnuts used to complain that Clinton couldn't keep his pants zipped up??

Geez, does he need some one to make sure the barn door is closed after he makes tinkle in the big boys's potty??

Or is he just drunk again?
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 04:30 PM
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57. Did someone provided Tweety with salts? he must be out cold as
the mere thought of the tiny Jr makes him swoon....
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 09:52 PM
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60. LOL!!!!!
hahahahahahaha ;)
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:27 AM
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65. kick
:kick:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:01 PM
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61. "why cant people just leave the poor man alone...
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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:29 PM
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63. Bush is a pervert. IMPEACH BUSH! This is much worse than a blow job
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whiteroseunderground Donating Member (4 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:06 AM
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64. WXYZ: Luckily...
Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 01:08 AM by whiteroseunderground
So far the only draft is in *'s pants.
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:36 AM
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66. Censored!!!! Wardrobe malfunction.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:59 AM
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67. Don't laugh. This will soon be the new fashion statement
in freeperland. Forget those days when, to support the president, you drove with your headlights on -- now, to show your support, you MUST display your Underoos for public admiration.

UNZIP FOR AMERICA!


(Extra PatriotPoints (tm) will be awarded to those who pin a boosh* campaign button to their dydee (as Buford T. Justice would call it).)
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