donhakman
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Wed Nov-24-04 10:14 AM
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Cheesus Christ - We got searched for cheese at the airport |
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What a friend we have in cheeses - hymn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a friend we have in cheeses Chedder munster and Guryere But what a hassle tis to carry past security at US Air.
O what peace we often forfeit O what needless pain we bear All because we carried cheeses on board a flight of US Air.
We were fondled and then X-rayed Because of troubles in the air The screener had trememdous courage to plunge their hands in underwear.
Did we seem a fiend unfaithful who would bomb without a care Jesus is our cheese a weakness in security at US Air.
Are we weak from ol bin Laden cumbered with a load of care. The guards ran to seek some refuge from tin wrapped cheese we had to share.
Do the guards despise, forsake you? at air ports everywhere They are armed and may likely shoot you if they find some cheese in there.
By the time this made the papers the head line was in total error. Capture: praise and endless worship for the guards at US Air.
true story put to a hymn by Don Hakman -
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Wed Nov-24-04 10:21 AM
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1. That is a masterpiece!! |
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Of course, one has to be familiar with the original hymn to appreciate, so your audience may be limited.
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Wed Nov-24-04 10:29 AM
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2. Blessed are the Cheese makers |
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...
Customer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?
Owner: no
Customer: Parmesan,
Owner: no
Customer: Mozarella,
Owner: no
Customer: Paper Cramer,
Owner: no
Customer: Danish Bimbo,
Owner: no
Customer: Czech sheep's milk,
Owner: no
Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Owner: Not 'today', sir, no.
Customer: Aah, how about Cheddar?
Owner: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.
Customer: Not much ca-- it's the single most popular cheese in the world!
Owner: Not 'round here, sir.
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donhakman
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Wed Nov-24-04 10:32 AM
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Wed Nov-24-04 10:40 AM
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4. Customer: Wensleydale? |
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Owner: Yes, sir.
Customer: Ah - you have Wensleydale, then?
Customer: No sir. Wensleydale's my name, sir.
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