The Conservative's Bill of Rights

[ck4829]

1. We as Conservatives have the Right to bear arms, arms include pistols, revolvers, rifles, shotguns, etc.

2. Repeat Amendment 1

3. Repeat Amendment 1

4. We as Conservatives have the right to free speech, anyone else who speaks will be sent to Gitmo.

5. If a Liberal person in the Legislative, Executive, or Judicial branch of government is accused of corruption, crime, etc., the other people in the government are obliged to get rid of that person. HOWEVER
If a Conservative does the same, the other people in the government are required to do nothing about it.

6. Leaders of the Christian Right have domain over your money. If they say they need money, you MUST give it to them.

7. Diebold is the head of elections. Diebold voting machines will be present in every precinct around the nation.

8. Marriage - Only people of different genders, same race, same religion may get married.

[mstrsplinter326]

1. change amendment one to

We have the right to 'hunt' with an SKS and teflon-coated body-armor-piercing bullets.

[ArthurDent]

2. Missed opportunity.

You make a right-wing bill of rights...


but omit the FMA. Tsk tsk.

[phaseolus]

3. number five should be

"If a conservative does the same, change the rules to make *his* behavior legal."

[coloradodem2005]

4. THat sums it up.

Also, add something about sex outside of wedlock being illegal.