Ken Mehlman, new head of RNC - in the closet?

[TeddyKGB]

http://www.wonkette.com/#rnc-whos-not-gay-over-there-026431

Yes, yes. Yes, everyone. We've heard that rumor about new RNC chair, former BC04 honcho Ken Mehlman. It's everywhere. At this point, there are long distance telephone companies involved. But we like the way the phone company frames the issue: "What if Ken Mehlman is gay?"

Well, we hadn't thought of it that way. Clearly, things would be different. Teal and fuchsia campaign banners. RNC HQ would have better lighting. Stronger drinks. Free backrubs. And there'd be lots more fucking. Can't those gays to stop. Oh, it is to dream...

Now, it might be possible that Mehlman is gay and yet refuses to conform to the stereotypes society has so thoughtfully provided. (Except for the fucking part, we'd guess.) That would suck, because all gays need to act and think alike in order for society function properly. Now, seriously: Can we please stick to hating him because he's evil? The gay thing would be a net gain...


Sex, lies and Ken Mehlman (WorkingforChange.com)

[Maven]

1. I thought this was common knowledge (?)

Or maybe I'm thinking of some other higher-up traitor at the RNC.

By the way, what ever happened with the outing of David Dreier?

[TeddyKGB]

4. Not common enough for me or Wonkette, apparently.

:shrug:

[ooglymoogly]

2. who,who,who,who meestair beeeny

wouldn't that be a gas. but agree; not true

[sui generis]

3. so does he drive a lincoln or a volvo do ya think?

Bet the only yoga positions he does is for his weekly trick from Dial--A-Man-Ho, because you know he wouldn't be caught dead in a bar or at the "wrong" kind of cocktail or dinner party.

Hypocrits need to be discredited. Period.

[Pirate Smile]

5. Randi Rhodes just said "If you drive a BMW with your boyfriends

head in your lap, what are you, Ken?"

She had just said the Lincoln/Volvo line first.

[Maven]

6. HAHAHA Dial-a-Man-Ho...sorry that was funny. Carry on n/t