Our president... a man of many positions..

[SoCalDem]

Each one sillier than the last :)





I am desperately seeking the picture of him at the G-8 in Georgia.. he's in a courtyard, and his feet are all tweaky..I think he's with a Saudi sheik.. he looks out of porportion too.. I thought I had saved it, but alas..I did not.. cannot find it anywhere:)

[Crankie Avalon]

1. Oh, dear...

...he's soooo embarrassing. What the heck was he doing in the third picture???

[indigobusiness]

18. Not sure, but he's pirouetting in the seventh pic.

He should've saved the world a lot of trouble and gone into ballet instead of politics.

[Crankie Avalon]

28. The layout changed around somehow...

...and the third picture became the fourth. Well, I guess he's just getting down with his bad self, there.

As for the one where he's pirouetting...the hills were alive, with the Sound of Music...

[indigobusiness]

39. I figured that was the one you were talking about.

The one where he looks like he's coming in for a landing?

[Crankie Avalon]

47. Yeah...that's the one...

...maybe he was reminiscing about when he got to ride along on that aircraft carrier landing.

[SoCalDem]

40. The loonies at b3ta DID a "sound of music" parody

[Crankie Avalon]

48. HAH! Funny...

...there's lots of parts in that movie that would make for good parodies of him. He and his whole administration could do their own version of the "Do re mi fa sol la ti do" song.

[elehhhhna]

51. I think they'd prefer the Nazi parts, dont' you?

[Mutley]

30. he looks

like he was rejected by the other schoolyard kids in that one....

:7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7

[tanyev]

2. Add the pic where his fly is open!

This could be a bad 70's sitcom. "That's our fuhrer!"...cue laugh track as he comes stumbling in.

[tk2kewl]

6. Do you feel a draft coming?

[elehhhhna]

52. Dad barfed on the PM of Japan, so I'll pee-pee on this one!

[MsAnthropy]

3. Is he wearing black spandex tights?

That boy is not right. *shiver* ish. ish. ish.

[Mutley]

31. ROLFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[AzDar]

4. Thank you, socaldem... Just when I think this lunacy ( there's really

no other proper term for it)has driven me to the brink.....
some comic relief.

[attaturk]

5. Ironically,

I have him pegged pretty much as a "missionary man" in more than one sense.

[sariku]

7. The one where he is chasing the dog...

just looks diabolical.

[Skip Intro]

8. What a freaking moron

[Demit]

9. I speak as a long time Scottie owner...

It is not the breed for you if you need to look dignified in public. Scotties can bring everybody down a peg or two, God love em. And I do (Free Barney!)

Why they wouldn't get the boob in chief a more "popular", or docile breed--like a Golden--is beyond me. They WANT him to look goofy every so often, perhaps? Makes him look more common-man, more sympathetic to the booboisie?

[noonwitch]

14. Bush's relationship with Barney is the only redeeming quality I recognize

I think the pictures of he and Barney are sweet. It's obvious he loves the dog, and vice versa.

[yellowdogintexas]

19. have to admit, I think you are spot on there.

Most of us show our soul with the animal we love, so Bush is a simple man at heart who loves his dog and is DEFINITELY IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Methinks he needs some career counseling, he would be much better at something less demanding. Like say, floorwalker for Grace Brothers?

[comsymp]

20. I don't see where either of you gets the impression

that he and Barney are close-

As the Beta of a small, Barney-sized dog (Lhasa x Terrier), The Emperor Augustus, nearly all the pix I've seen of him w/Barney suggest control, not affection - and certainly not mutual affection.

Maybe you can point out what I'm overlooking???

[noonwitch]

22. In the one picture where Bush is saluting, he's hugging Barney the way

I hug my dog. He loves that dog. Even Hitler loved his dog.

[comsymp]

24. Pic is open to interpretation, I guess - what I see is

him holding, not hugging Barney. His head is lowered because he can't get his hand up any higher for the salute...

Take a look at a few of these, particularly his & the dog's body language, and tell me you still believe they share a strong bond:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1867139#1867408

[Mutley]

37. those pics were fantastic! n/t

[lumpy]

25. The ass can't hold his dog

and salute at the same time. Bush has poor coordination between the brain and the body, obviously. Must be a riot on the dance floor ala Elaine from Seinfeld.

[Mutley]

33. well.....

in a few pics he and barney look like they are being affectionate towards one another...

but i've seen many more pics where it appears that barney is trying to run away from him!!!

:7

[Chelsea Patriot]

23. Hitler loved his dog, too.

[fryguy]

10. who carries a bag with their own picture on it?

so embarrassing!

[SoCalDem]

11. It was a gift to him from a girl scout.. I cropped it

:evilgrin:...


none of these are photoshopped,but some are cropped :)

[fryguy]

12. oh

thought he was using it as a travel bag..... lol

[elehhhhna]

53. Paris Hilton, that's who!

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. What IS it with this guy and motorized transportation?

Falls off a Segway, can't alight from an SUV without looking like a dork, gets off a plane and can't remember to undo his straps holding his codpiece in place...

I never thought I'd see a president who made Gerald Ford look graceful. God, keep this guy away from sharp objects. As a matter of fact, keep him away from ALL the silverware (if you get my drift, which I'm sure you do).

[Octafish]

15. Satan's Monkey.

Sorry. He should be lower case: "satan's monkey."

Nice pics, SoCalDem!



Never wonder where he gets
his devilish looks.

[lumpy]

26. Egad !

The Picture of Dorian Gray

[RubyDuby in GA]

16. Screw being PC

He's retarded. Not "challenged" - retarded. :freak:

[indigobusiness]

17. Just once I'd like to see him assume the position

and take it like a man.

[comsymp]

21. With so regal poses to choose from, I realize it's difficult to narrow 'em

down to a select few... but how on Earth can you omit the display of class and Prezuhdenshulness displayed by this one?



(more good pix here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1867139 )

[4_Legs_Good]

27. That 2nd pic ROCKS! I wonder what the Christian Coalition

thinks about it! I'm pretty sure that would be considered immoral.

david

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[babylonsister]

32. Ah, what a veritible vision! LOL! n/t

[UdoKier]

38. How about this position?

?ick

Contains nudity, suggestive sexual pose..

[ExclamationPoint]

34. Wow

Our president doesn't even know how to LOOK dignified much less speak and act it. That last picture was (not from the original message but the message before mine) was horrible and crude.:( The other pictures were hilarious, particularly the one where he looks likes he's falling down in the tax relief for working family's podium. :)


FREE BARNEY!!!!

[SoCalDem]

35. the "other one" was removed.. and all the originals are straight from AP

no photoshopping needed with *²

[SiouxJ]

36. You forgot his cheerleader picture

I know it's old, but it just shows he's been a geek all his life. Not just since he became president.

[Lisa]

41. don't forget the Bush dance (with Ricky Martin)!

and -- golfing with dad



and -- his way of seeing eye-to-eye



and -- the Thanksgiving turkeys!






and -- well, you decide.

[SoCalDem]

42. a late night kick

:)

[elehhhhna]

55. That 6th pic... When did Clarence Thomas shave his head?

[Progressive Dude]

43. What a bufoon

I can not believe that anyone supports this clown.

[charlie]

44. Adding this airborne power strut...

[Nicole]

45. some good ones

[Nicole]

46. the best one of all

[Malva Zebrina]

49. strange bulges again

looks like a box strapped to his waist--it does not look like his butt sticking out like that.


and another strange bulge

Looks like a tennis ball strapped to his chest

[SoCalDem]

56. Whenever I see THIS one

I think of this one

[mogster]

50. I like the umbrella pic HAHAHAHA! How symbolic... n/t

[graywarrior]

54. Fucking hilarious

As good as mycathatesyou.com