The Liturgy of Corporate Christianityby arendt
...."The liturgical year, also known as the Christian year, consists of the cycle of liturgical seasons in some Christian
.... churches which determines when Feasts, Memorials, Commemorations and Solemnities are to be observed and
....which portions of Scripture are to be read. Distinct liturgical colours may appear in connection with different seasons
....of the liturgical year."........
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_yearThe post-Thanksgiving onslaught of "news" stories about how rabid the shoppers were on this high feast of selling,
reminded me of pagan priests looking for auguries in the liver of a slaughered calf. Indeed, the corporate
media has become one vast, scripted liturgical year. It increasingly succeeds in defining normality for its docile,
blinkered followers.
Since the corporate news divisions kicked out real reporters in favor of infotainment, the public disgust with
scripted, phony photo-ops and other media events has steadily increased, but to no avail. The media is now
24/7 corporate propaganda. A newscast consists mostly of commercials, weather and sports banter, and canned
corporate product placements masquerading as news. Programming is grade Z reality trash and titillation. But,
increasingly during the values-intoxicated Bush takeover, religious overtones are growing as the corporate feudalists
and the religious theocrats in control of our country work out a new religion of corporate Christianity, one wardrobe
malfunction at a time.
To anyone who hasn't drunk the koolaid, the social indoctrination spewing from the mass media stinks to high heaven.
Guys are fat, dumb, aggressive, crude, slovenly, and rude. Girls are seductive, weight-obsessed, passive, baby-
obsessed chattel, hanging on every grunt from their guys, when they are not busy cooing at their six children. But,
that is all just background atmosphere for the new liturgy of male domination, social unawareness, self-righteous
brutality, and anti-Enlightenment lynch mobs brought to you by Corporate Christianity.
The major feast days of the CC year are shopping holidays, most notably Christmas. The advents and lents leading up to
those holidays are the various sports seasons, culminating in some orgy of couch potato-ness like the New Year's
football fest. At these events, sports, nationalism, and religion are increasingly conflated. We even had an ad blitz to
fly the flag at Christmas - a flop, thank god. Nevertheless, sports is used to push macho nationalism out to guys who
think that any social communication less violent than a punch in the nose is "girlie man" stuff.
Since the beginning of the Iraq invasion, media has increasingly diverged from reality into liturgy. The so-called
news stories from the war zone are produced by captive, self-censoring reporters and then scrutinized by military
censors. The result is a Viet Nam scale fantasy of success by mass murder of civilians. On the home front, the
deliberate destruction of the middle class economy metamorphizes into the rise of the lower class, Wal-Mart workers
and shoppers all. Blatant election theft, the shredding of the Constitution, and the violation of every political tradition
of bipartisanship and respect are dismissed as merely the natural order of politics, when not outright praised as cleaning
out nests of traitors.
Its only a matter of time before the news is produced months in advance, with the corporations rolling out marketing
tie-ins to coincide with "breaking news". The whole trajectory is self-reinforcing. Anyone with half a brain stops watching
this plug-in drug, which leaves increasingly stupid and desperate people driving the ratings numbers. You know these
people: even in the age of VCRs, DVDs, and Tivos, they still structure their day around the TV schedule. Some people,
especially prized by the advertisers, leave the TV on constantly. These pathologically lonely folks make purchases from
the shopping channels just for the human contact of talking on the phone. Once these demographics lock in, the Corporate
Christians can construct any reality they want. Pretty soon we will be seeing Pat Robertson's Christmas Football, where
they burn a liberal at the stake at halftime, then light the Christmas candle with his flaming corpse, right before Bush hands
out medals to the latest bunch of Abu Ghraib torturers.
We have passed some kind of event horizon for honest information escaping from inside the corporate media. It has
become a roach motel for reality. The thinking minority needs its own media, and we need it now. Stop buying the
corporate news. Buy any legitimate source; but stop tithing to Corporate Christianity and stop following their liturgy. I
recommend Reverend Billy and his Church of Stop Shopping. Seriously. Google it.