LETS RUN JESUS IN '08!

[CalebHayes]

nevermind...

[Bouncy Ball]

1. He'd still lose.

bushbots put bush over GOD himself.

[4_Legs_Good]

2. OH I LOVE IT!!!!

fantastic!

david

[iconoclastic cat]

3. Help me Jeebus!

[Aristus]

4. No way. The repukes would smear him to the dogs and back.

I've already posted this a couple of times, but it's worth another look:


Jesus Christ. This is the man who took a hard-working shepherd boy's lunch and gave it away to five thousand homeless layabouts. The Temple of Solomon Small Business Association calls him: "the most dangerous man in Jerusalem"; and Jesus Christ is soft on adultery.

This November, don't vote for a man who keeps raucous wedding parties well supplied with alcohol. Don't vote for a man who associates with tax collectors, terrorists and known prostitutes.

Vote for true 'moral values.'

I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

5. judas would be the star of 'apostles for the truth 527 ads"

"I served with Jesus"...etc

pontius pilate would be a regualr on hannity's show

[Quill Pen]

14. If only...

...John O' Neill would do as Judas did. Here's a rope, Johnny...

[meisje]

6. Swift Angels for Bush

[xerox]

7. Man

that is an impressive display!

[okieinpain]

8. are you kidding, bush would rip jesus a new one. god would be

saying " don't make me come down there". Jesus, man you might as well run DK.

[okieinpain]

9. oh and by the way, why is your jesus white. hmmmmm!!!!

[AP]

10. Here's what Woody Guthrie had to say about that:

Let's have Christ our President
Let us have him for our king
Cast your vote for the Carpenter
That they call the Nazarene

The only way
We could ever beat
These crooked politician men

Is to cast the moneychangers
Out of the temple
Put the Carpenter in

Oh it's Jesus Christ our President
God above our king
With a job and pension for young and old
We will make hallelujah ring

Every year we waste enough
To feed the ones who starve
We build our civilization up
And we shoot it down with wars

But with the Carpenter
On the seat
Way up in the capitol town

The USA
Be on the way
Prosperity bound

[VOX]

11. Not possible. ** IS Jesus.

Haven't you heard? :)

[Swamp Rat]

12. No, he's the Usurper Lizard King

[okieinpain]

18. are you kidding, push would never wuss out like jesus. hell bush

is super jesus. turn the other cheek my ass.

[Bake]

13. The best thing I've seen all day!

Bake

[chaska]

15. Is this sort of a Weekend at Bernie's kind of thing?

Hmm, might work. They ran a brain-dead guy after all and won. Why not a really dead guy?

[Guarionex]

16. Bush would win...

If God really existed...he wouldn't allowed shit to get this bad in the world...

My faith has been shaken, folks.

BTW...why is the Jesus in that drawing a white, hippie-looking loser? Wasn't Jesus a Middle-Eastener? Let's depict him as he probably looked like....Osama Bin Laden, perhaps?

harharharharhhahahaha

*big lighting bolt*!

Guarionex is no more....

[hollowdweller]

17. I love that spoof. That's about the way it really would be!

[masaka___]

19. I think you all are underestimating Jesus.

I, for one, think He would be the one ripping Bush a new asshole. Jesus may have been for peace, but he was not a wuss. Jesus spoke Truth, and Jesus was a righteous man. The speeches he would be powerful and touch the hearts of all sincere people just like he did the last time around.

Why do you think they killed him? It was not because he was meek. They killed him, because he was a spiritually powerful man with a revolutionary message. In our times, people like Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X died for similar reasons. These kind of people can mobilize the masses, and those in power understandably feel threatened by it since they have so much to lose. ...small-minded, cold-hearted people that they may be.

I think Jesus would surprise a lot of so-called Christians with his message, but so be it.




...and believe it or not, I'm not Christian by any stretch of the imagination. I just think Jesus was a good guy with a good message.

[justa]

20. But the truth doesn't matter in KKKarl Roves America.

And His message, strong as it would be would be cut to pieces before Faux news would let the people see it.