WHERE do babies come from?!?!?

[EnfantTerrible]

What will they be saying next? "Look for the stork in nine months"?
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By Ceci Connolly
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, December 2, 2004; Page A01

Many American youngsters participating in federally funded abstinence-only programs have been taught over the past three years that abortion can lead to sterility and suicide, that half the gay male teenagers in the United States have tested positive for the AIDS virus, and that touching a person's genitals "can result in pregnancy," a congressional staff analysis has found.

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[Liberaltarian]

1. touching a person's genitals "can result in pregnancy," ...

well, yeah...if you do it right.

[EnfantTerrible]

2. I must be an abberation of nature...

I've touched my gentitals countless times, but I've never gotten pregnant!

[elehhhhna]

5. They didn't specify what to touch them WITH.

[EnfantTerrible]

9. You didn't get the memo?

"Hazmat suits must be worn at all times when naked in the presence of another."

Chapter 17 Subsection 2 Paragraph 12 of
How to Keep America Clean for Democracy

;-)

[mmonk]

3. Some come from sin

like touching genitals (the bad way). The good way is through praying and the stork will bring them to you. The other good way is through virgin births.

[EnfantTerrible]

4. Perhaps "abstinence"

should be re-coined as immaculate contraception.

[elehhhhna]

6. GOOD ONE!

[mmonk]

12. lol

I'll have to remember that one.

[MatrixEscape]

7. Oh, that's so silly ....

everyone knows you find them in a cabbage patch.

Touching genitals? Icky! Who thought of that?

[Guarionex]

8. Christian fascism

that's why you get this stupid stuff...exactly comparable to Taliban religious education.

Christian fascism...no less.

[Glenda]

10. If I have sex, I can get financial support?

Prostitution is OK? I think I'm misreading this 'scientific' info

" Some course materials cited in Waxman's report present as scientific fact notions about a man's need for "admiration" and "sexual fulfillment" compared with a woman's need for "financial support." "

[EnfantTerrible]

11. Only if you live in

Stepford.

[sangh0]

13. Screw that! I wanna know where them screwed-up parents come from?

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[MidEastMan]

14. babies come from hospital! Right they buy them from there?? lol

[u4ic]

15. If babies are a hot ticket item

then that BIG retailer will be selling them soon.

I THINK THAT'S IT!!!

No birth control or abortion - lots of unwanted babies, so they can start selling them and boost the economy! ;)