Who writes this crap?????? A story you will *never* see in print.

[Stinky The Clown]

Tonight, in front of the White House, (p)Resident George Bush did his part to light the national Christmas Tree. A team of mr. Bush's writers were said to have toiled for days on the precise wording of the message the country would get to hear. mr. Bush, known for his oft-mangled speech patterns did not disappoint. In preparation to have the switch thrown that is the traditional start of the holiday season in the nations capital, mr. Bush attempted to read the finely crafted words written for him:

"Five!"

"Four!"

"Three"

"Two"

"Three"

"Four!"

"uh ..... oh hell ...... just light the damned thing."

(Satire, in case you're not that bright yerownself!)

[The Straight Story]

1. Glad you told me it was satire - hard to tell ya know with * :) (n/t)

[lapfog_1]

2. Amazing

when I saw that clip on Keith... I was thinking that they
started the countdown from 5 because * can't count backwards from
10 with any accuracy.

[Catherine Vincent]

3. LOL! I just saw the clip on Olbermann.

Bush sucks all the time.