Michelle Malkin spits in the wind, wind blows it back re: Teresa H. Kerry

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.isthatlegal.org/archives/2004_12_01_isthatlegal_archive.html#110209214049929875

People in Glass Houses Shouldn't Defend Internment.
The end-of-year snark-list over at Michelle, uh, Malkin's blog yesterday included this:

END-OF-THE-YEAR LISTMANIA II: THE TEH RAY ZAH EDITION

The quotable Mrs. Heinz Kerry (or is she back to Mrs. Heinz?) deserves a 2004 best soundbite list all her own:
. . .
"My legal name is still Teresa Heinz. Teresa Heinz Kerry is my name . . . for politics."

Here's the copyright statement from the first page of Michelle, uh, Malkin's "In Defense of Internment":



I guess Michelle Malkin is her name . . . for being a Fox News commentator.

(Hat tip to an astute IsThatLegal reader for catching this.)
posted by Eric 11:32 AM Comments (18) | Trackback (0)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. I have this burning need...

To piss in her purse. Why is that? ;-)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. Because ............

taking a dump is too complicated?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. Yeah...

You are most likely correct. A good slash would be a lot easier. ;-)

[Javaman]

28. no, because it's all ready filled and only piss will fit. :)

[blondeatlast]

34. Since I can't do that (plumbing-wise), OH, how I wish you would! nt

[mac56]

2. Why...our Michelle?! A hypocrite?!

Who'da thunk?!

[LSparkle]

3. I'm gonna blow up that picture

you posted of her and ... do something unprintable to it.

[rkc3]

6. Would you send me a printed copy? Please.

[Tempest]

4. I laughed out loud when I saw this earlier

The Repugs once again shoot themselves in the foot.

[noiretextatique]

9. do they know they are idiots?

that's what i often wonder.

[Tempest]

13. No, they don't

Because Rush and Faux News hasn't told them so.

It's not like these people think for themselves.

[Killarney]

7. What a hypocrite. Where's that crazy picture of her

that was around here for a while? I used to laugh my ass off at that. I think it was from when Tweety opened a can of whoop-ass on her on Hardball.

[mac56]

8. here you go

[Killarney]

11. OMG, there it is! Thanks!

I can't stop laughing.

She looks like the biggest psycho in that picture. Hahahaha.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

40. cookie kwan from the simpsons

"stay out of the east side!"

[neuvocat]

45. O...M...G...

I'm making that my wallpaper. Geez I didn't have any idea that pic was so ugly until I saw it blown up.

[Katarina]

46. Every time I see that picture

It reminds me of poor Mr. Toad!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. I think it was from the Bill Maher show (same time frame as Tweety) n/t

[NewJeffCT]

14. sure, she's a hypocrite, but she's hot

She has that evil, demonic temptress appeal to me.

[mac56]

16. Take another look. You'll come to your senses.

Like a cold shower, isn't it?

[NewJeffCT]

17. just one pic of her making a face

I'm sure if any beauty could make an ugly face for a pic if they tried...

[mac56]

18. Maybe the OTHER shot is "making the face"!

:evilgrin:

[noiretextatique]

20. she's a hideous little fascist troll

nothing remotely beautiful about her, imho. whatever looks she has are overshadowed by her ugly mind and soul. like the saying goes: beauty is only skin deep...

[NewJeffCT]

21. you've never been tempted by "the bad girl"

Growing up as the shy, quiet, nice guy, I was always tempted by the "bad girl" type...

[mac56]

23. Not since I saw "The Exorcist" when I was 17.

Watch out for the pea soup.

[noiretextatique]

26. sure...so i know what i'm talking about

:scared:

[blondeatlast]

37. Can't find any on the Left?

You need to broaden your horizons--sorry, I'm happily married.

[NewJeffCT]

52. i'm happily married

I just think Malkin is physically attractive, a lot more so than Coulter, whom I find repulsive physically.

[Cha]

50. The difference between "bad girl" and

in maglalang's case.."stupid twit" ..is vast.

[Liberal Mommy]

35. A few more for you

[blondeatlast]

36. And realize that she acts that way any time she's challenged. nt

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

41. Well, that and...

...her "pattern" also includes running to Hannity and Limbaugh and crying on their shoulders. When she had the smackdown with Matthews on "Hardball," she immediately went on both shows and cried her little eyes out.

Limbaugh seemed to enjoy it more than Hannity. He was really "catty," like the Mike Myers "Linda Richman Coffee Talk" character from SNL. He REALLY wanted her to "dish the dirt," to embellish the story, to drag out a momentary incident in which Matthews actually had the cojones to hold her accountable.

[cornermouse]

15. Michelle looks quite young.

Maybe she should join the military...

[SmokingJacket]

32. About 35

i went to school with her.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

42. She'll be 34 on January 1st

http://www.thenationaldebate.com/profiles/Michelle%20Malkin.htm

PROFILE: Michelle Malkin
Born 1 /1 /1970 Philadelphia, PA
Gender Female
Sexual Identity Heterosexual
Family

Marital Status Married
Kids 1
Spouse's Name Jesse Malkin (Economist Rand Corp)
Currently Resides Germantown, MD

Notes

Ed./Columnist, LA Daily News, 92-94; Columnist, Seattle Times, 96-99; Press inserter; Tax prep aide; Network news librarian;

Warren Brookes Fellow, Competitive Enterprise Institute,95

maiden name (Maglalang); Immigration. her parents were

Filipino immigrants, lapsed classical pianist; ??Parents

[sonicx]

44. what was she like?

[SmokingJacket]

47. Hung out with the college republican crowd.

Wrote for the paper (went by Mickey Maglalang)

Married her college sweetheart, who was a runner and another college republican.

Was NOT as vicious and horrible as she is now.

Either she was hiding it, or it's a pose, or the school did a number on her.

[genieroze]

19. Asian Ann Coulter. eom

[Hamlette]

22. why is it that people like Coulter and Malkin

invest so much time and effort into looking sexy yet belong to the anti-sex party. Liberal women (yes, it's my stereotype, stay with me) are much less concerned about tons of make-up and big hair and more interested in...well...you know, sex.

Even Phyllis Shafly spent tons more time doing her hair in one day than I do in a week.

Are they teases? Hypocrites?

One of life's great mysteries.

[mac56]

24. They work it for attraction.

God knows their conversation won't do it.

Also because...ummm...they're hypocrites.

[noiretextatique]

27. they are females, as opposed to women

hence the over-use of maybelliene products.

[imax2268]

25. you know...

she's an attractive woman...but she has no brains...she should give up her journalism carrer and get involved in porn...

but then again who would want to look at this face at the moment of bliss...?

[blondeatlast]

38. *SNARF!*

Thanks God I'm a straight woman, so that mental image can roll off.

That's just SICK.

:evilgrin:

[wicket]

29. I hate Michelle Malkin

She's starting to even put Ann Coulter to shame!

[OneTwentyoNine]

30. Sounds like one that should go to Olberman.....nt

[gorrister]

31. I find her attractive ...

physically.

it's her views I find repugnant.

(unlike Ann Coulter, who I find repugnant in every way)

[sonicx]

33. Malkin would probably like it if women got permission before leaving home

[blondeatlast]

39. I'd like it if SHE got permission; perhaps from a representative sample

of Japanese American internment camp survivors.

[Logansquare]

43. She is unusually stupid.

Not that it means anything.

[Book Lover]

48. Ah, hypocrisy

thy name is Michelle Mal ... wait a sec, Michelle Magl.. Aw, hell, thy name is Michelle.

[donhakman]

49. People who live in glass houses

shouldn't drive

[blueblitzkrieg]

51. I hate this goddawful wench.

And I in no way find her attractive. She's got a weird face and her valley-girl talk and eyerolls annoy the fuck outta me.