How old were you when you chose to be heterosexual?

[TeddyKGB]

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/culture-war/index.php#jerry-falwell-the-biggest-decision-of-his-life-026864

Last night on Hardball, Chris Matthews put the, ahem, screws to the Rev. Jerry Falwell:

MATTHEWS: How old were you when you chose to be heterosexual?
FALWELL: Oh, I don't remember that.
MATTHEWS: Well, you must, because you say it's a big decision.
FALWELL: Well, I started dating when I was about 13.
MATTHEWS: And you had to decide between boys and girls. And you chose girls.
FALWELL: I never had to decide. I never thought about it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. I want to know

how old Falwell was when he decided to be an idiot.

[murray hill farm]

3. Great question, though!

Wonderful question, actually.

[TaleWgnDg]

13. well?

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . disclaimer: this is a parody, a joke about both idiots



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[YellowDoginthehouse]

2. Course he didn't have to think about it

He was born like that, of course.

[Maat]

6. Yes, very perceptive of Mr. Matthews (Tweety).

Tweety really backed him into a corner on that one. Think I'll put that in my bag of tools.

[shesemsmom]

7. Unfortunately

no longer a freak of nature..seems the world is beginning to fill up with them .There is maybe only a few of us left that have it together and I worry about some of them:crazy:

[TeddyKGB]

4. For Falwell, it was...

...when he screwed his mother in that outhouse.

;-)

[4morewars]

9. HA !!!!!!!!!

You are refering to the "ad" in Hustler magazine ? I remember knowing that falwell was a scumbag way back then. Didn't he sue Larry Flint and lose ?

[TeddyKGB]

12. The People vs. Larry Flynt

Landmark free speech case, later an Oliver Stone movie.

[Sparkly]

5. haHA!!

Good for Tweety!!! :D

[McKenzie]

8. about 11 years old...

and I'm not saying how or why...I just knew...bloody hormone thingies...

[feistydem]

10. What did Fallwell & Matthews say after that? Or did Tweety let him

off the hook at that point?

I am sickened by the rise in gay-bashing I've been seeing and reading. Maybe Tweety is sick of it too.

[TeddyKGB]

14. Full text is at the link

Go click.

[sonicx]

11. i switch every week. it's so easy!

[stevietheman]

15. Oh, I thought we got to answer...

And the answer is... I have no answer, as it hasn't happened yet. :)

[AnIndependentTexan]

16. I think I can offer a unique prospective

I'm 23 and I'm Transgendered. I never choice to be this way. Exploring who I was and being open with myself is what let me understand myself. Even though I'm TG I am not gay. It isn't something people choice, but something they are born with and don't understand.

[alfredo]

17. 59

[burn the bush]

18. I actually made that choice as a fetus. I wasn't agains't same sex, i was

just curious coz the other team got bats and balls and ...well..I wanted to play. How embrionic of me.

[mark414]

19. that is awesome

put that in your pipe and smoke it falwell, you stupid ass!

[Cronus Protagonist]

20. I'm still trying to figure it out

Mostly, I think I'm trying to keep my options open. I prefer to deny all labels and then do whatever I want to do. At least no one can complain I broke the rules....




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[Forkboy]

21. Hardball my ass

Tweety has him cornered then instantly moves on.He is such a posuer :eyes:

[donheld]

22. Matthews should have pushed him harder

Push and not let up. You know falwell doesn't let up.

[jamboi]

23. I thought Matthews really did a good job on that n/t

[readmoreoften]

24. I chose, then I reassessed my decision.

I chose to be heterosexual during my formative years. It seemed a smart decision. Instead of being ridiculed mercilessly and beaten half to death (and rape bait), I pretended to be a young heterosexual pre-teen. This worked well because I didn't have to fuck guys anyhow.

In my teens, I started to reassess my choice. It was so difficult, to have sex with beings that seemed so wholely unattractive to me. I liked them as people, but I didn't ever feel that warm tingly feeling for them like the other girls did. I did have that warm tingly feeling for the other girls though. But, despite that, I stuck by my initial choice. After all, if I came out as a real like faggety ann, then all the girls I had crushes on would scurry like cockroaches.

In my twenties, I reassessed my situation and decided to "Choose Abomination!" It's worked well for me. I'm in love. I have a great, long term relationship. I have an emotionally healthy sex life. Sex never "feels pretty good but kinda makes me wanna throw up at the same time" like it did when I "Chose Nature". (I suppose nature wanted to keep me perpetually skeeved.)

CHOOSE WISELY EVERYONE!

[Palacsinta]

25. I was 3 when I became aware that I liked boys........

a particular boy in Sunday School. I thought it would be nice if he came home with me to see my new pajamas. I also wanted to kiss him all over his cute little face. Choice? What nonsense!