Some things to do before the Inaugural:

[Ruffhowse]

Found this on LiveJournal-------

Some things to do before the Inaugural:

Get that abortion you've always wanted.

Drink a nice clean glass of water.

Cash your social security check.

Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

Hoard gasoline.

Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law
books, Catcher in the Rye, all the Harry Potter books, Tropic of Cancer,
etc.

If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

Stay out late before the curfews start.

Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."

Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America."

If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white
person.

Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
base-jumper.

Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

Start your school day without a prayer.

Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

Learn French.

Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."

Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

[fortyfeetunder]

1. If you live on the West Coast

catch a salmon.

[saler]

2. Hello

Hello, I am new here, but that was an awesome post Ruffhowse..

"Time and again, the Court has rebuked and rejected efforts to deprive people of their jobs in state and federal governments for their mere beliefs or mere membership in unpopular or even essentially subversive groups.

The Court has insisted upon freedom to speak and to organize, even if the object is ultimately subversive."

-Abe Fortas

[KitchenWitch]

3. Welcome to DU

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:toast:
:kick:

[newyawker99]

4. Hi saler!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[CBHagman]

5. Good list!

I'd add "Name your son Jacques or Gerhard before it's made illegal."