My idea for RAMBO IV

[Paragon]

This is actually a real script excerpt from end of RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD, PART II -- my changes are in parentheses:

INT. (WHITE HOUSE) - RAMBO - DAY

He shoves the equipment aside that is blocking his path to (Bush), who is seen retreating. (Rumsfeld) stands in his way. Rambo, without breaking stride, clubs him with the butt of his knife.

INT. (WHITE HOUSE) - DAY

Rambo moving, silhouetted, (into the Oval Office)...(Bush) is against the wall...nowhere to hide.

BUSH
(pissing himself)
Rambo, I swear to God, I didn't know it was supposed to
happen like this. It was just supposed to be another
(occupation)!

INT. (OVAL OFFICE) - DAY

Rambo closes in on (Bush), looming. (Bush) starts to move away, Rambo grabs him from behind, spins him down on top of (Bush's desk) and raises his knife.

RAMBO
(mocking the banner on the USS Abraham Lincoln)
Mission Accomplished!

And with all his strength impales it next to (Bush's) terrified face.

RAMBO
(softly)
You know there's more men still out there (in Iraq) and
you know where they are. (Bring them home), or I'll find
you.


satire - copyright 2003, Kevin Jarre (story), Sylvester Stallone, James Cameron, and Paragon ;-)

[Paragon]

1. damn, I thought that was pretty good

ignored by DU :-(

[sweetheart]

2. Rambo 4

After afganistan, rambo is homeless for 15 years, and suffering from crippling medical diseases is beaten off the steps of capital hill by nasty police men.

Then it has gone too far, "they drew first blood". So he methodically kills all the republicans in the government so quickly that they can't believe it, and the television is still broadcasting their lies as their heads roll down the capital hill steps.

Then stephen segal breaks his cover as a "cook" in cheney's shadow bunker and finishes off the underground lot as they plan to nuke washington DC to kill rambo... and in preventing a nuclear strike, segal is a hero, and rambo gets medical treatment so he can survive for Rambo 5 - Geriatric revenge.

In the final episode, rambo has alzimers and wanders a veterans administration hospice with this knife... and in the ensuing plot, joins with his fellow inmates and forms a chorus line. The final scene is Rambo on broadway forgetting his lines. ;-)

[ET Awful]

3. I always thought he'd go back to Afghanistan

and liberate them again :)