Celebrities who are signing the Bring Back HUAC Petition

[ck4829]

There is a petition going around to revive the House Committee on Un-American Activities (HUAC). Let's see who is signing it.

The Ghost Of Tom Joad

Pol Pot

Josef Stalin

Saddam Hussein

Adolph Eichmann

Benito Mussolini

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?bbhuac&1

[impeach the gop]

1. Figures

n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Jeez what a sick group

They're awful eager to see a lot of their fellow citizens die or be jailed, aren't they? You really have to wonder about a group of people that believe someone should be considered a traitor simply because they choose to run for president against their candidate.

[Walt Starr]

3. Can't say who signed The Ghost of Tom Joad and Saddam Hussein

I signed all of those other names, though.

:evilgrin:

[ShaneGR]

4. Hehe, Kim Jong Il

I love it.

[knight_of_the_star]

5. Just found another famous one

Heinrich Himmler

[impeach the gop]

6. couldnt resist

oops didn't mean to hit that key

Anyway I left them a calling card under rectialitch

I'm so naughty. these clowns are so twisted in hate
not sure they read constitution or bible. I think
they are stressed out more than we ever been. and
they own the govt too, go figure. some people just
can't seem handle life in the reality based world!

[Walt Starr]

7. We should use fictitious names and outnumberr the real ones

Has Voldemort signed it yet?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

11. He has now.

So has Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, and Hermann Goering.

[hickman1937]

21. Victimised, and entitled.

Like Paris Hilton suing Lane Bryant for not having her size on any given monday.

[BrewerJohn]

8. Those celebrities sure are a bunch of elitists, aren't they? (n/t)

[Menshevik]

9. Lord Voldemort!

hahahahahhahaha

props to whoever put that sig on the petition

[Abelman]

10. Interesting

[ZombieNixon]

12. You called?

[ZombieNixon]

13. Man, I looked back into some of the earlier sigs.

You know, the ones that are real. Some of the comments are real doozies.

This one comes from a Mr. ROBERT JOHANSEN, who seems so enamored of his own voice that he shouts wherever he goes, even ON THE INTERNET!!!

"ALL BLACKS AND HISPANICS SHOULD ALSO BE INVESTIGATED. THERE IS CLEARLY A TREND IN MOST OF OUR "URBAN" CENTERS OF INCREASED CRIME AGAINST GOOD GOD FEARING AMERICANS BY THESE UNGRATEFUL WELFARE CASES. THE HANDOUTS NEED TO STOP. SOME BLACKS CAN CHANGE THEIR WAYS LIKE GAYS, BUT MOST DO NOT. WE SHOULD TAKE THE LIST OF REGISTERED DEMOCRATS AND START THERE. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT OUR COUNTRY AND OUR FREEDOMS. GOD BLESS AMERICA."

Scary stuff.

[ZombieNixon]

15. This one, too.

"I notice that almpst all neegeros in America are un-American! because they don't vote Republican ... only Republicans love America, all others DO NOT"

I can spell R-A-C-I-S-T, too.

[HuskiesHowls]

117. I'm not a RACIST....

....I'm an asshole to EVERYBODY!!! (overheard at work)

[hickman1937]

23. This was one of you guys

Come on, you know who you are. No one is that stupid! Are they? Please?

[da_chimperor]

14. It seems that both Hermann Göring and Reinhard Heydrich have both signed

Now how did that happen? :)

[knight_of_the_star]

30. Doenitz just joined them

I guess he didn't want them to feel left out ;).

[ZombieNixon]

16. A rant, plus a FR ad.

These laws should only be enforced against registered Democrats. They should NOT be enforced against registered Republicans !! Because when Republicans protest against a sitting president, we ae doing it because GOD TOLD US TO !!!! Don't be fooled, GOD only wants Repulicans to lead this most blessed of all nations, AMERICA !

please read more about how much GOD hates Democrats at FREEREPUBLIC.COM

:puke:

[da_chimperor]

18. That's RimJob's rant, right?

Someone posted it earlier. He's the epitome of a person you want to keep your kids away from.

[Redneck Socialist]

17. Chairman Mao just signed on

This is fun! :evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. Ted Bundy

just signed the petition :evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

20. Klaus Barbie has made himself known

and more dead nazis are on the way.

[ZombieNixon]

22. You realize that sigs 273 and onward are all rogue DUers, right?

:evilgrin:

[knight_of_the_star]

26. And?

You say that like it is a BAD thing :evilgrin:

[knight_of_the_star]

24. For number 300

No less a person than Sauron. I wonder if they should be impressed.

[ZombieNixon]

25. Hey, we just topped this one out at 300 signatures!

Congrats to Sauron for being #300.

[knight_of_the_star]

28. Merci beaucoup

::takes a bow::

[Walt Starr]

29. LOL, this is great!

Gozer the Gozerian told them to choose the form of the Destructor!

[da_chimperor]

27. Ernst Kaltenbrunner is the final one I guess

:evilgrin:

AH isn't working for some reason . . .

[ZombieNixon]

31. Well, we're certainly having a lot of fun with this, aren't we?

:evilgrin:

[jdots]

32. Vlad the Impaler

[knight_of_the_star]

33. Let's push it to 400

Find some more people who want to punish those unamerican traitors! I'm sure that they will be in good company with the likes of Goering, Goebbels, Himmler, Thrawn, Palpatine, Montezuma

[da_chimperor]

37. Here's a list of Nazis that haven't signed yet

As of the last time I checked. All were convicted in Nuremberg.

Martin Bormann
Hans Frank
Wilhelm Frick
Walter Funk
Rudolf Hess
Wilhelm Keitel
Konstantin von Neurath
Erich Raeder
Joachim von Ribbentrop
Alfred Rosenberg
Fritz Sauckel
Baldur von Schirach
Arthur Seyss-Inquart
Albert Speer
Julius Streicher

[knight_of_the_star]

46. Ribbentrop is on

:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

48. w00t! Suck it freepers!

:D

[knight_of_the_star]

34. Louis XIV

The famous Sun King.

[NuttyFluffers]

35. aww, i can't read it...

can someone put up these names for me?

Bowser
ZZ BadNasty
Beelzebub
Baal
Dr. Robotnik
The Dark Force
Jason Voorhieves(?)
Jafar
Shi Huang Di, Emperor of Qin
Idi Amin
Papa Doc
Mbutu Sese Seko
Ganon
Batz Maru
Invader Zim

[ZombieNixon]

36. Got Bowser up,

then got the "Access Blocked" screen.

[Redneck Socialist]

38. Oh no! We're "defiling" their petition.

"Please stop defiling our petition. You people are the reason we need HUAC. We will hunt you down. BET ON IT."

Heh, heh, heh...:evilgrin:

[knight_of_the_star]

40. Had to respond to that

On their petition no less. See the comments of "A Smartass Liberal."

[ZombieNixon]

41. Ummm...should I be scared?

I guess if they actually do bring it back, then yeah.

[Buns_of_Fire]

58. Signed by "Kristenn", no less!

Could that be THE "Kristenn"? You know, the freeper's freeper?

[Cobalt Violet]

39. Samuel Parris of Salem Witch Trial fame just signed.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

42. Freddy and Jason just checked in.

[da_chimperor]

43. A shout out by Dr. Evil, Hannibal Lecter

and Marc Dutroux (nasty belgian murder/rapist guy).

[antigone382]

55. LOL, gotta love Hannibal's comments

I'd like to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. I also support HUAC.

[ZombieNixon]

44. Ahhh, fun with RW petitions...

:evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

45. i see cotton mather came out of hiding

:evilgrin:

dg

[knight_of_the_star]

47. It is official

We, for the record, are a bunch of smartass liberal bastards.

Good job!

[knight_of_the_star]

49. Cornwallis put in his $.02

:evilgrin:

[juslikagrzly]

50. How do you do this without using own email??

I'd like to add one but don't want them to have my email.

[Redneck Socialist]

51. Just make one up

it will accept anything.

[jimshoes]

52. Up to 360

This is fun. And I thought it was just going to be another boring Sunday.

[sleepyhead]

53. A medical professional!

Joseph Mengele, M.D.

[readmoreoften]

54. it's not registering my signature! :( n/t

[JohnKleeb]

56. hah

Check out the latest one.

[Zhade]

57. #20 is SO DAMN FUNNY!

"You should read the un-american comments that I got on my freerepublic thread advertising this petition. I guess the commies are everywhere, even on FreeRepublic"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Idiot.

[antigone382]

59. Aww, poor Kristenn

Kristenn: Please stop defiling our petition. You people are the reason we need HUAC. We will hunt you down. BET ON IT.

You just try to "hunt me down" Kristenn, any time you'd like. Democrats own guns too.

[pinkpops]

134. You defile yourself Krissy - go hunt for a clue

[NuttyFluffers]

60. blast, why can't i see the signatures?

wonder if it has to do with my settings...

[antigone382]

61. Come on, we're almost to 400!

Eva Braun has checked in :bows:

[kiki]

62. I like the guy

whose comment was simply "Semper Fi Mr President". I can imagine the War President's reply - "Sorry son, I don't speak French."

[LeftyMom]

63. At 403 now

I can't see the list though. :(

[jimshoes]

65. Click on one of the numbers

nt

[LeftyMom]

66. I tried that

Thanks though. :)

[ZombieNixon]

64. Here's an interesting response:

One Word,Traitors,Prison or deportation.

Also, they guy posted that twice! :D

[proud2BlibKansan]

67. After you read the DU signatures

go to the beginning of the list and read some of the genuine comments. These people are every bit as scary as the famous folks like Manson posted in jest.

[Nordic]

68. Ronald Reagan should be on that list

[Greylyn58]

69. That Is A Real Scary

group of people and the mere fact that they have collected any signatures at all is frightening in and of itself.

I wonder if any of them were even around when the HUAC was in full swing. I wasn't, but I've read enough to know that it was one of the most shameful periods in our history and now these morons want to bring it back. God!! What has this country come to.

Even if OBL never attacks us again he and his group have achieved its purpose. They've got us so scared that we're attacking each other and fighting and bickering among ourself...turning neighbor against neighbor...seeing evil and shadows every where we turn...perceiving threats where there are none.

At this rate America will implode upon itself from its own stupidity.

I am truly frightened for our future.

[Selatius]

70. This is the funniest thread around

The Dark Lord Sauron, Emperor Palpatine, Vlad the Impalor, Hermann Goering, Charles Manson, Eva Braun, John Wayne Gacy, Joseph Mengele, Dr. Evil, etc. all grace the list.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

71. Ilsa She Wolf of the SS just signed!

[antigone382]

72. Aww, it's not letting me sign it anymore.

Oh well. I think I did pretty well:

Eva Braun
Condoleeza Rice
Laura Bush
John Ashcroft
Phyllis Schafly

Oh, and I had to throw in little Kristenn Fascist.

[da_chimperor]

73. Maybe we can get it to 500? Kick n/t

[Nobody]

74. Mr. Schickelgruber will be signing soon n/t

[Kathy in Cambridge]

75. kick

[DinahMoeHum]

76. "Jack Mehoffer" just signed!!

:evilgrin:

[KansDem]

77. "Colleen Appelton"--a True Republican...

She signed the petition twice (nos. 11 & 12)
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?bbhuac&401

Like their voting practices, Republicans don't mind signing petitions more than once...

[underpants]

78. #456 is Heywood Jablowme

:bounce:

[WMliberal]

79. i didn't see big brother

SPECTER or HAL 9000. so i added them! haha. this list will look great by tomorrow.

[blondeatlast]

80. How about using the names of banned FRappe trolls?

Damn, there was one yesterday who managed just ONE sorry post, but I can't remember his name.

[blondeatlast]

81. Anyone have the lists of the boards of the Heritage Foundation,

American Enterprise Institute, etc?

I'm QUITE sure they would sign, but they are awfully busy, you know. Perhaps we could help them out a bit?

I haven't got the cajones myself (I never had them), but I'm sure someone would be more than willing...

:evilgrin:

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

82. Francesco Franco joined in as well

what asshats

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

84. as did

Ernst Röhm and Niccolo Machiavelli

(god knows why i picked such an ass-nick)

[DinahMoeHum]

83. Bwahahahahaaa!!!! Check out No. 402 !!!

Way to go, fellow DUers !!!


:kick::kick::kick:

[kohodog]

85. Maybe they killed it. Hasn't moved in a while. still at 513. n/t

[blondeatlast]

86. 518 now--how long until they realize it's become a MASSIVE joke?

Shall we start a pool?!

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

88. You realize that if we can get it up to 550 or so...

the fake signatures will outnumber the real ones!

:D

[antigone382]

98. Victory is ours

Bob Boudelang just threw in his 2 cents.

[ZombieNixon]

87. So, who's going to start taking credit for the names you put up?

The Borg
The Daleks
Grand Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini
Alien and Predator
Vlad the Impaler
Rudolph Hess
Albert Speer
Mobutu Seseseko
Charles Taylor
Robert Mugabe
Shi Huangdi, Emperor of Qin
Freedy Kruger and Jason Voorhiees
Invader Zim
Dr. Robotnik
Idi Amin
The Dark Force
Bowser
Morbo
Mr. Hyde
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Montezuma, lord of the warlike Aztecs
Nicolae Ceausescu
Saruman the Many-Colored
Benedict Arnold & the Quislings
Kaiser Wilhelm
Brenda Utthead
Emperor Hirohito
Joseph Goebbels
Emperor Palpatine
Hermann Goering
Darth Vader

Damn, I put of a lot!

:)

[alfredo]

144. Mine was real obscure, but funny if you get it. N/T

[Spider Jerusalem]

89. George Lincoln Rockwell of the American Nazi Party just signed.

[donheld]

90. Is this real or satire

:wow: Nevermind i figured out this one is satire, but i'm wouldn't be surprised if there's a real one somewhere.

[proud2BlibKansan]

101. I think it started as a real petition

Then it got DUed!!

This is the funniest thread in days.

[antigone382]

104. No, it started off real

See the first 250 signatures.

That's the scary part :(

But the funny part is that we have totally made a mockery of this idiots . :7

[blondeatlast]

91. I'm having enormous modem trouble, but here's a fine list

of willing (I'm certain) signatories:

http://www.heritage.org/About/Staff/index.cfm

How many of them won't be able to remember if they actually signed or not?

[superconnected]

92. 531. Senator Joseph McCarthy

I'm sure others must have added him but didn't see it listed here.

[jimshoes]

93. Yeah

He's #369 but he deserves two votes.

[lawdave]

94. Oh my

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. And it's oh so easy to contribute my own support...

[spreadingpeace]

95. End Patriot Act!

Check out these great anti-Patriot Act resources

http://www.peaceproject.com/specials/newstickers.htm

[antigone382]

96. Someone needs to take screen shots of this before they delete it all

For posterity, ya know ;)

[kohodog]

97. I was thinking the same thing!

This is wonderful!

[Selatius]

99. Who put Al From's name on this?

At number 548:

"The DLC endorses this plan. To hell with triangulation, we're going to ride along with what ever the Republicans want from now on."

[kohodog]

100. Is McAuliffe there yet?

He deserves it.

[OneTwentyoNine]

102. BUMP....Just em...signed--twice!

[proud2BlibKansan]

103. This is too funny.

Is there a legitimate signature on this thing?

Here's the most recent page:

Name Comments
604. John Asscrack--former AG I'm,I'm so touched by this that I'm gonna cry. God how I love this country and taking rights away!! P.S. I want my job back GEORGE!!
603. Bob Boudelang Mr. O. Riley you are a hero and you can do anything you want to me any time because you understand the evil gayo-American agenda, which is the same as the LIEberal Demoncrap agenda, which is to outlaw God and throw him in jail!!! And thank you, Mr. O. Riley, for not saying anything despite the smell.
602. Ima Freeper Bring back HUAC. Investi-gate them there librul commie DUmmies who are making fun of this here enlightened plea to Congress.  
601. Danny Leonard All of you blue state LIEberals need to stop assaulting christmas! You hate Christians because you are going to hell! take you LIEberal agenda and go elsewhere God Bless all Republicans and especially George W. Bush
600. Rush Pillhead Why don't you fools just go get a shovel and dig McCarthy up?  
599. Bill O'Reilly Bob Boudelang: sorry that I've only used the strap-on with you; to be fair and balanced I will dildo your rectum all night long  
598. Bob Boudelang Down with the Democraps!!!! LIEberals should all be in prison, and not turnig xmas into a Holiday. Bill O. Riley is a patriot. And he's never used a vibrator on me, so stop saying that!
597. Shamus O'Hooligan I fully agree. It's about time Fascism was given a fair crack of the whip. It nearly worked with Adolph & Benito (God bless 'em) and would have if it wasn't for the US. As we're working from the inside this time, nothing can stop us!!! Seig Heil!  
596. Jack Kevorkian Hey Jessica Simpson: if you give me a blow, I'll give your sister a nose job too (it sure helped you out)  
595. Scott Peterson I'm innocent I tell ya...innocent. Ooops, wrong petition.  
594. Jessica Simpson I'll sign anything especially if you can guarantee my sister some singing lessons.  
593. Aunty Christ Finally, a way to prove my allegiance to Beelzebub--I mean...yeah...great way to save our Christian nation. I love Jesus...like...really--Hey Pat! Jerry! Help me out!
592. Miss Piggy Oh Mr. Keyes don't drag me in to this. I don't own a strap on. But I do recall you getting drunk at the Christmas party with Snuffleupagus.  
591. Alan Colmes O'Reilly told me to sign this after I got done cleaning off his dildo. Trust me it really stinks
590. Alan Keyes Don't lie Oscar, you caught me with Miss Piggy using the strap-on on me, and it turned you on. Those were the days when the devil was in my heart Now he's in my brain
589. Wayne Newton I'm with my number one fan James Watt!  
588. Oscar the Grouch Now hold on there Keyes!! You paid me well for those pictures, you told me I was going to be famous. I was your filthy little b*tch and you loved it!!!  
587. James Watt It's time for HUAC to be born-again! Praise the Lord and kill a commie.  
586. Alan Keyes I did the voice for Kermit during the early days of Sesame Street. I left after I caught Oscar the grouch masturbating in a garbage can  
585. Ann Coulter Absolutely! Bring back the HUAC and rid this country of the entire treasonous bunch. Every time I think of the great Senator Joe McCarthy I am... I..so proud...I...I...Aauuhhh!...I auhh!!...Ooooh!...Aauuhhh!...Aauuh! ...AAAUUU!!! AAUUH!!...YES!!!...YESSS!!!...YES!!!!...AUUUH!!!...Auuuh!!!!...aaauuuh!!....aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuhhhhh.  
584. Kermit the Frog Ok Keyes give me back my $#$*@$# voice already  
583. Alan Keyes I support this. Hopefully I can get that senate seat from that Barack Osama clown 45 points is a statistical tie in the Ukraine.
582. Major Frank Burns Unless we follow our leaders blindly and without conscience we cannot wish to remain a free country.  
581. Shannon Doherty Tara Reid has a strap on? Ok, I'm game!!
580. Dan Quayle Paris Blow? No thank you I only buy americane  
579. JimBob Hezekiah Armoire Vestibule Vandersmoot Robinson IV   See my petition, "Horst Wessel Leid for US national anthem"
578. Tara Reid Did someone say blow? I like to take and give blow. Just let me put my shoulder strap on
577. Geronimo War on your own turf is hell.  
576. Neil Bush I'd also like a hummer Paris, just to be sure, I don't have to pay right? Usually they just knock on my door and give me a complimentary blow job. Don't worry George, I'm untouchable!!
575. George W. Bush Hey! I heard Paris Hilton was giving out blow! sign me and my vacuum-cleaner of a nose up!!! what?! blow-jobs?? oh well, beggers can't be choosers...  
574. Anna Nicole Smith Who do you have to blow to bring back HUAC in this country?! oh... Apu, Mel Gibson, and the Godfather? um ok  
573. George W. Bush YES! Bow down before me, my loyal Sturmabtielung, er, FReepers!  
572. Vito Corleone I too will accept the offer of the Paris Hilton oral pleasure  
571. Vito Corleone Let's make these commies an offer they can't refuse: we can cut off their social security and leave it in their beds (WHAT?! the bush administration is already cutting off their social security? damn, i thought it was fredo, but it was actually bush!)  
570. Mel Gibson I would also like to get Paris Hilton to blow me.  
569. Mel Gibson Jews killed Jeesus! Did you see my moovie, it was like a gay S&M snuff film!  
568. Apu I will be honest. I am here for the Paris Hilton offer. Please to be not giving me the Herpes. Thank you, come again
567. Bill O'Reilly I HUAC-off in front of my female employees and then have to settle for millions. But seriously folks, the lawsuit has no base whatsoever; its the liberal media trying to bring me down; i just had to pay her off because... uh... well... christmas under siege part 5,002 (tune in tonight!)  
566. Paris Hilton I will blow anyone who signs this pet...petick...putuck...petishun.  
565. Skeletor how do I go about reporting He-man to this HUAC thing? please forgive my crappy movie
564. Jenna Bush I HUACked all over the backseat of Barbara's car this weekend.  
563. Benjamin Franklin "Those who sacrifice liberty for security get what they deserve": I said it then and it still applies.  
562. Justice Antonin Scalia once we do away with the Bill of Rights, I'll have a lot more time to go duck hunting with Dick Cheney QUACK
561. Master Chief The only way we can truly rid the universe of the Covenant and the Flood is to blow up Halo by bringing back HUAC  
560. Ahnuld Swartzenegger I AM ZUH TERHMINETUHR UND I VILL RULE MURIKAN HEMPIRE! SMELL MY FINGER, HOT BAHBEE
559. Rudy Giuliani This would be a big help when I run in '08  
558. Destro Good work Cobra Commander. Now come polish my silver flace plate please use non-abrasive silver polish
557. Cobra Commander Once we rid the world of GI Joe, nothing will stand in the way of our plan for world domination! HIIISSSSSS!
556. Megatron Silly Autobots! I will destroy you!!  
555. George Donner What's for dinner?  
554. Adam Sandler's Talking Goat Salutations! When the old man stops betting me with a stick and I get out of the pickup truck (to which I am tied with a 10 foot rope), I shall cleanse this country of infidels. Ah so you went to the Ragu Festival?

[veggiemama]

150. Just signed up as Tomás de Torquemada

Inquisition anyone?

[lawdave]

105. i hate to admit it

but i think i'm officially addicted to this petition...

[antigone382]

107. Yeah, me too!

And I have to write a term paper.

[Bucky]

106. Damn! It wouldn't let me sign up. I was gonna be Leona Helmsley

"."
\_/

[antigone382]

108. Great fake names in this lounge thread!

Lots of those stupid names you come up with in school: Amanda huginkiss, Mike Rotch, Dick Hertz...we should use them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2207114&mesg_id=2207114

[kohodog]

109. National Lampoon Yearbook has tons too!

Loved it in high school and received it on my birthday this year.

[antigone382]

110. Aaahh, DUers...we're so resourceful

I really need to be working on my paper now, LOL. I've enjoyed participating for a minute or two...keep up the good work, everybody!

[blondeatlast]

113. Get to work, dammit!

Then come back and have all the fun you want.

[OneTwentyoNine]

111. Hey,the guy who started the Petition just signed in,he's mad!

[blondeatlast]

114. Where?

This I GOTTA see!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

115. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

the comments are hilarious!

[donco6]

116. Got to be the funniest thing I've read in months!

And I just had surgery, and it's really hard to laugh!!!!!!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

112. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time

:toast: the the creativity of DUers.

[ck4829]

118. Hey DU'ers

Wow, I must say that I have never received over a 100 replies before. This is a new record for me. Anyways, thanks for messing up this petition, this petition needs to be stopped. And I am laughing so much, thanks for that too.

[Obviousman]

119. Awesome work everyone

He took down all the comments. I wonder what his next course of action will be.

[Feathered Fish]

120. It's getting refreeped!!!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

121. Freeper comments-get to work DU!

634. Strom Thrumond they hate us for our freedom
633. Alger Hiss Pumpkin patch......still makes me laugh beyond the grave.
632. ConservativeHappyMan You stupid liberals better all go away, or else I may have to insult you using plays-on-words.
631. Elad (admin @ DUmmieunderland.com) Pleas donate to my website. I need money to feed my family. DUmmieunderland.com
630. EarlG (admin @ DUmmieunderland.com) Pleas donate to my website. I need money to feed my family. DUmmieunderland.com
629. Mr. Peabody To all those damn liberals I say "HUSH YOU".
628. Skinner (admin @ DUmmieunderland.com) Pleas donate to my website. I need money to feed my family. Please give me money. DUmmieunderland.com
627. President Rumsfeld (acting) kill em all let god sort em out
626. President Rumsfeld (acting) kill em all let god sort em out
625. God Himself George Bush is absolutely right, and I tell him so regularly.
624. The International Communist Conspiracy We spit on your petition, insignificant Republican scum! We will roll over you like a tank over a hostess twinkie! We're coming for you! We're coming to take away your guns and outlaw Christianity and teach fornication and elect Osama Bin Ladin president and hand over the govt to the UN, etc, etc, etc! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

[peekaloo]

125. those weren't all freeps

;-)

damn the comments are being erased.

[jimshoes]

128. Scroll the page to the right

the comments are there.

[CarbonDate]

122. Lex Luthor

637. Lex Luthor I fully support this initiative. The sooner we haul that alien, Superman, before the HUAC the better, I say.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

123. just signed it as senator bob roberts

might add my own alias later, for chaplin's sake

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

124. LOL Bob Boudelang's on there!

#598

[antigone382]

135. :bows:

:7

[Obviousman]

126. Uh oh, The big guns are coming out

641. Jesus Christ Kill em all, that's the christian thing to do!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

129. like Nigg R. Lover?

the true face of Bush voters revealed again. If you have nothing to say, resort to petty racism.

[More Than A Feeling]

127. Oliver Cromwell, reporting for duty!

Also, Benedict Arnold, The Joker, Judas Iscariot, Nemesis, Satan, and Robespierre!

[manic expression]

130. I did it as Thomas de Torquemada

the first general Inquisitor in Spain.

[pinkpops]

131. show off

[manic expression]

137. Hey...everyone else took all the obvious ones

there's nothing wrong with a little research....

[chalky]

132. I'm most disturbed about the inclusion of Olga Fokyurself--

I used to admire that chick.

[blondeatlast]

133. 670. Ohi O Thief

:toast: to the OBVIOUS DUer who came up with that one!

[signmike]

136. Huh. Satan missed his number by four. Got #662

[More Than A Feeling]

138. yeah, satan is a little too eager to turn neighbor against neighbor n/t

[blondeatlast]

148. Could that mean the Radical Right Fundies are WINNING?

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

:hi:

[Lilith Velkor]

139. Osama Bin Laden

When the infidels destroy each other, Allah smiles.

:evilgrin:

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

140. here's the column of the jack-off who wrote it

a real intellectual lightwieght, who compares his style to merle haggard. somebody oughtta clue him in that ol' merle's on the democrats' side these days

http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/cox/041129

[blondeatlast]

149. Note the convenient tab/link to Alan Keyes at the top of the page!

How can we really be sure this isn't a parody?

Even if it's the real deal, we can always plant some ugly rumors.

I remember a Judson Cox at a Nader rally a while back...

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

141. It's official-the comments are completely out-of-control now!

Here's the last bucnh-funny stuff

"787. Macauley Culkin I fully support the Home UnAlone Commission... I really hated when my parents left me and then those two burglars came and then all types of family-friendly hijinx and hilarity ensued  
786. blind mouse you should listen to rush harry.Me and my two brothers didn't and look at us now  
785. Hulk Jud- Hulk understand. Hulk stupid too. Hulk hate liberals! RRRGGGHHHH!  
784. Judson Cox D'uh! Me hate thinking for me self! Me have headache now! Me only listyen to what Bill O'reilly and Michael Savage say! RAhhrgh!!!  
783. Rush Limbaugh You might also go deaf (or just lose your hearing temporarily) gimme some pills...
782. harry palms If I dont stop huac-ing off,I,gonna go blind  
781. Slinkerwink I support the return of HUAC, provided that it is only used against MALES who oppress us womyn.  
780. Lucianne Goldberg I think we should support this because HUAC! Cough! Wheeze!.....Get me my oxygen! I really need to quit smoking three packs a day.  
779. Ann Coulter I AM TOO a girl, so stop saying that!  
778. Dick Cheney Dear Spurs Women: please don't make fun of fat, unfit people. It makes my heart hurt ooops.... there goes another heart attack
777. a private confession Oh, the time my mom caught me in my bedroom HUACing off! That was so embarassing! .....especially since I was 39 at the time!"

[bvar22]

142. Hilarious.

Some of the latest:

776.lizzy borden................I gave em 40 huac's

779.Ann Coulter................I AM TOO a girl, so stop saying that!

782.harry palms........... If I dont stop huac-ing off,I,gonna go blind

774.Ronald Reagan.... It's time's like this that me me proud to be alive! -----What's that, you say? Dead for months? Braindead and a vegetable for the last ten years? ----DAMMIT!

772.Mister Miyagi ............HUACs on.... HUACs off

738.Silent Bob...............(silence)


716.Ahnold's Shriveled Testes...... Please don't investigate my Nazi father.

[charlottelouise]

143. #813

Elizabeth Bathory

[Rapcw]

145. signed

Signed as General Matsui Iwane, Japanese commander of troops in Nanking.

[Sophree]

146. Just added King George

and the Reverand Sun Myung Moon. ;-)

That petition is priceless. What a waste of DU reading time, but I couldn't help myself! lol

[OneTwentyoNine]

147. Just added Dick Nixon and Joe McCarthy at the same time....

Doesn't get much worse than that....

[Kathy in Cambridge]

151. kick for the day crowd

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

152. Is this for real?

Man,, I can't beleive the tone and text of the comments.......
freaky!