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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 11:25 PM
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Preview of a new story I am writing
I call it 'Villainy'. It serves as a basic primer on the RW and also provides a little humor too.

Here is a preview of the 1st Act.

Villainy - A story about the RW

Act 1, Scene 1 – Coors Brewery, Early 70’s

Coors 1: Double, double, make our brew bubble.

Coors 2: Silence! Stop that, people are learning that our brewery is causing pollution, for that we must find a solution.

Coors 3: Silence! Besides, it messes with our preoccupation of total domination.

Coors 2: Silence! Today, I have found a man who can fix our problems; we will give him the plan.

(Enter Paul Weyrich)

Paul Weyrich: Hey, wait a second. This isn’t the annual Neo-Nazi convention.

Coors 3: We were right next door, you fool.

Coors 2: Silence! We want you to help us help you. For your right wing scheming we will give you money and power that is far beyond your current dreaming.

Paul Weyrich: Money… Power… Sure is a hard choice. Not! Count me in!

All Coors: Excellent! Here is some money to get started.

(Exit Paul Weyrich and all Coors)

Scene 2 – Committee for the Survival of a Free Congress

Paul Weyrich: What to do. What to do.

(Enter Richard Viguerie)

Richard Viguerie: Yo, Paul you want to go and support a group that wants to do some ethnic cleansing in some third world country?

Paul Weyrich: Sure, why not?

(Intermission)

Richard Viguerie: Man, that ROCKED! The rockets were flying, and seeing those poor women begging for mercy was awesome!

(Paul Weyrich and Richard Viguerie give each other a High 5)

Paul Weyrich: Now, I have a problem. Some Brewers want me give them support.

Richard Viguerie: Sounds like you need an army.

Paul Weyrich: In America? I don’t think so, buddy.

Richard Viguerie: No, no, no. I mean you need an army of supporters, die-hard voters, and activists.

Paul Weyrich: It sounds like a bunch of religious fanatics to me.

Richard Viguerie: And, I know the guy who can organize these fanatics, and his name is Jerry Falwell.
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prof_science Donating Member (343 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 11:46 PM
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1. Is this a musical?
if not, i'll score your libretto :nopity:
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