May be Kerik is not suited for the Homeland Security job. How about

[CoffeeAnnan]

a newly created Cabinet position as Secretary of Faith based family values? His second in command Judith Regan will ably assist him in reinforcing ( wink,wink) those values.

[IHeart1993]

1. Isn't Jerry Falwell trying to run for that post?

He's been on practically every show since the election. :puke:

[CoffeeAnnan]

3. In these days of no bid contracts, why can't we get rid of competition

for a made man like Kerik.And, of course, a made woman like Judith.

[tk2kewl]

2. I think he would be perfect for the "Secretary of Go F*CK yourself"

it would free folks like Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz up to go about real work of fucking the country.