Stupid Bush Picture of the Week

[attaturk]

From Porta Pulpit (www.portapulpit.com)

Not hard to caption: http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2004/12/batting-practice.html

I'm sure you all have some too.

[Inland]

1. Oh, my. Looks like Bush is the coal car in a blue state train.

[Bucky]

73. Two questions: Why is this man smiling? & more importantly why is this...

Why is this man smiling? ==> <== And why is this man squinting?

Yes. This one is almost too easy.

[The Doctor.]

75. "Open interviews for Secretary of State"

"Shhh... don't tell him the position's filled yet."

[Bucky]

78. The secretary of state is the president's mouthpiece... and yes

The position is about to be "filled" alright.

[Snotcicles]

81. Shish kebab

[ComerPerro]

2. What the hell is going on in that picture?

and, "But, if your hands are behind you, what is that poking me in the back?"

[mogster]

15. Scream! Haha! *breathless* n/t

[Wickerman]

3. Indeed

I haven't laughed that hard at a DU pic all week.

[El Supremo]

4. Just making sure your fly is closed before this photo-op.

[TyeDye75]

64. Bush: "come on man

if 51% of voters can swalow it you can."

[ixat]

83. Best caption!

[Sanity Claws]

5. Funny!

Is Delay the one kneeling?

[Verve]

6. Oh my! Does he need a readjustment?

[TahitiNut]

71. (Hmmm...) It seems he has a Codpiece Tailor.

Perhaps some of the "padding" needed fluffing? :evilgrin:

[Qanisqineq]

7. LMAO!

WTF?

[OneBlueSky]

8. "Anybody got a magnifying glass and some tweezers?" . . . n/t

.

[trof]

9. From the same website. FUNNY!

Monday, December 13, 2004
I'm A Dork

So, I got up reeeeeally early this morning and got myself together to go to the DMV. My license expired and I was about a week overdue to get it renewed; it had to be done, even though going to the DMV is like a short stint in purgatory at the best of times. I figured Monday morning would be relatively light -- and it was. I can confidently recommend Monday at about 10 AM as an ideal time to go; there are exactly fuck-all people there at that time.

It took all of two minutes to get from the door to the counter; there was only one guy waiting for a friend to finish his written exam for his first license. I told the lady behind the counter that I needed to renew and was a little late. She took my license and looked at it for a minute, and said:

"This doesn't expire until December 2005."

Duh.

So I'm an idiot, so what?

[Tim4319]

49. We all have a Bush moment every now an then.

[City Lights]

10. Franks and beans!

Or, I know it's in here somewhere.

[proud patriot]

34. ROFLMAO

I need to watch that movie again

[BrklynLiberal]

11. Which one is Moe, which is Larry and which is Curley?n/t

[bucknaked]

12. The hand in the fly is bad enough, but what's with the nuts-to-butts?

Yikes! WTF?

[gjb]

35. It's one of those subliminal messages to Gays. We won so we get to make..

fun of you just before we send you all to Gitmo.

[Ladyhawk]

38. self delete

[evil genius]

13. I have no idea, Mr. President, what is fumunda cheese?

[FizzFuzz]

52. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

that is GROSSSSS!!!!!!! I am BARFING my brains out thanks to you!! ohh, here I go again...urk ..urk....BlaaAARRGGH!


and yet: *chuckle*

[slutticus]

14. Oh my....

[donhakman]

20. DON'T PISS DOWN MY BACK AND TELL ME ITS RAINING

[SheepyMcSheepster]

16. awesome, lol

[Catherine Vincent]

17. Oh boy. We would have a lot of fun with that one.

LOL !!

[idiosyncratic]

18. The look on *'s face . . . and the look on the big guy's face . . .

:puke:   :puke:   :puke:   :puke:   :puke:  

[Catherine Vincent]

19. What the hell is that guy that's kneeling doing?

Yikes! Anyway, Bush looks satisfied!:-)

[gjb]

37. Adjusting Bush's 'Microphone'. "One more jerk Mr P and I'll be finished."

[MisterP]

85. oh dear (look at my username)...

[Catherine Vincent]

21. I nominated this. The board needs a laugh.

I have got to post that pic on freekrepublic!

[leftofthedial]

22. dig the smile on the caboose

dude in front is saying,

"Even with the magnifying glass, I can't find it sir. Are you sure there's one in here? Perhaps we should ask Mr. Cheney."

[koopie57]

23. I sent my friends this picture via e-mail

and in the subject line said this was my christmas card to them. Underneath I wrote

"He told me my present was in there somewhere!" I hope they think it is as funny as I do.

[greekspeak]

24. Wasn't this photo in the D.C. Commemorative Edition of "Randy Slut Bois?"

I know I have seen it someplace.

[myomy]

25. Maybe you should just throw cold water on these two.

.

[spanone]

26. Sir, are you sure there IS a presidential dick?

[FizzFuzz]

54. Hurry up! I have some voters to screw!

I read your post and this is what I thought. :D

(tried to think of a better choice than "voters" but couldn't come up with something.)

[jhain]

27. what now?

they all gotta stand in line to be checked ?
Have to be sure they are practicing that abstinence, keeping it on ice.

[hiley]

28. Had to pass it

on. Too funny..

[Contrary1]

29. Captions from Rising Hegemon...

"Ambidextrous George, able to be pitcher and catcher simultaneously"

"Mission Accomplished, I'll SAY!"

"Triple Sexpresso"

"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of that giant-assed ship behind me"

"Now THIS is a Man-Date!"

"When I said I wanted blow, that is not what I meant"

"Now this is the kind of Mr. Salty YOU can choke on"

"The Insurgents...are in my pants"

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2004/12/batting-practice.html

[RetroLounge]

42. "Now THIS is a Man-Date!"

ROTFLMAO!

RL

[billie_]

48. HAHAHAHHA! n/t

[mcscajun]

30. Omigod! I'm *dyin'* here! Too Funny!

Is this from the same day he had his fly open on camera?

[IHeart1993]

31. Is this his physical?

I mean, really!

[China_cat]

32. So THAT'S where Osama's hiding.

[Maccagirl]

33. Nothing deserves a kick like this

:kick:

[Princess Turandot]

36. As usual, he is at the front of the line.. eom

[sonicx]

39. i gots 2 Mandates now!!

[Miami Liberal]

40. LMAO! n/t

[zann725]

43. And from his smile, looks like he's enjoying it!

n/t

[Rapcw]

41. LMAO

It looks so absurd it almost seems like a photoshop. But it isn't.

[GRLMGC]

44. Aren't all pictures of Bush stupid?

Or is it just me?

[Rapcw]

45. Thats true too.

[AnIndependentTexan]

46. Now we know why Bush is wacking off jobs left and right.

[Dem2theMax]

47. Why didn't you WARN people! OMG!

It's 2AM. I'm not supposed to be LMAO when other people are sleeping!

That is without a doubt, the funniest pic I have ever seen of *. Bless you for posting it. I can hardly wait to pass it around.
But please, a *LOL Warning* next time. ;)

[Hubert Flottz]

50. Don't blame me...I tried to vote for John Kerry!

Conformation that our "Leader" is a one balled man, like his hero Adolf Hitler? "Is that a spy-glass in your hand, or are you just glad to SEE me?"

[gatorboy]

51. Looks like this guy has to work for his Medal of Freedom!

n/t

[VTHoosierPatriot]

53. First we had to..

buy back the presidential yacht, and now he's got a "fluffer" on the payroll. What happened to at least acting like a fiscal conservative?

[EC]

59. talk about privileged

he's probably never dressed himself in his life...

[Bouncy Ball]

70. A FLUFFER ON THE PAYROLL

OMG I am DYING over here. That is some hilarious shit.

"The Presidential Fluffer."

We already knew Cheney had a fluffer, bushie probably just got jealous, pitched a fit and screamed "I WANT SOMEONE TO GET ME SEMI-HARD BEFORE PHOTO OPS TOO!!!!"

[skypilot]

55. OK what's the deal with this picture.

Is it photoshopped or what? This photo is just too damned strange.

[EC]

56. I guess BJ's are okay

if done in public and by the same sex...Or is this what it means to have a lunch time sandwich?

[one_true_leroy]

57. That is one s**t-eating grin!

[gatorboy]

58. Oohh! Got another one!

Come to Butthead.....

[CrispyQ]

60. "I'm not sure if that was good enough to get you a cabinet position."

[yorkiemommie1]

61. So....................

FUNNY! ought to be on a billboard.

[Bucky]

62. Kind of redefines the term "Secret Service detail"

There has GOT to be a better place to keep his batteries!

[LiberalinNC]

63. A double whammy!

Not only did he get a bj, he got "it" from behind too! LMAO

[TyeDye75]

68. President Dirty Sanchez /nt

[SeattleRob]

65. My Caption:

"George Bush meets members of the Main Stream Media."

[Celeborn Skywalker]

77. ROTFLMAO!! n/t

[ixat]

90. Beautiful! LMAO...

[ClintonTyree]

66. Conservative daisy chain................

I wish we had this BEFORE the election. It would never have made the MSM, but millions of emails would have had this in every inbox in the country. What ARE these demented pusswarts doing?

[Bozita]

67. The Bushco vetting process should never be photographed

[ElementaryPenguin]

69. The Chimperor receiving his morning corporate head?

:shrug:

:puke:

[Straight Shooter]

72. Can someone PLEASE find out who is giving * the rump roast?

What a grinning jackass.

And just exactly what is * doing with his hand in his pocket? Maybe he's thinking of Poland.

[MisterP]

86. Karl Rove, I think, though I didn't know he was so tall (Chimpy doesn't

have his 2-inch platforms on)

[not fooled]

94. Maybe it's Victor Ashe...

...*'s Yale roommate (and, rumor has it, something more)

[The Doctor.]

74. "Open interviews for Secretary of State"

"Quiet Dick! Don't tell him the job's already filled Yet."

[VOX]

76. "The Chimp's privates have been privatized. Waiting for the trickle-down."

"Breaking: GOP Administration Outsources Autoeroticism."

[FizzFuzz]

79. What Ron Jeremy saw:

[WoodyD]

80. Kneeling guy,

as he pulls the zipper up and down: "Okay, I'll show you how this works one more time, Mr. President."

[quaoar]

82. So, is this a photoshopped picture?

[immoderate]

88. Definitely has PhotoShop artifacts.

Look at pillar, right of kneeling man.

--IMM

[Dangerously Amused]

84. Bush Captured on Film in Secret Gay Marriage Ceremony

AP: After his own Republican party publicly denounced gay marriages in the run up to the 2004 election, President Bush is shown here caught in his own secret gay wedding ceremony on the White House Lawn. With his Best Man supporting him from behind, Bush looks on while his husband-to-be gives George his wedding ring.

[MisterP]

87. make tonight a manwich night!

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

89. Well, you know how this crowd

feels about body language...

[Bullshot]

91. "Hey Rush! Is that you in there?"

[DeadManInc]

92. Stupid Bush

No weapons of mass destruction here!

[Arkana]

93. "Geez, Karl..."

"...you're really packin' some heat down there! The damn thing's brushing my kidneys fer chrissakes!"

[Acryliccalico]

95. LMAO n/t

[samplegirl]

96. like he said

being Pres. is "Hard work"

[KBlagburn]

97. PHOTOSHOPPED....View the original

Bush can make himself look stupid enough without help.

[lezlie]

99. oh, damn!

I was having too much fun thinking of the moron in that situation... now I just have to imagine how much he wishes it were not Photoshoped!!

[American Tragedy]

101. DAMMIT

Well, the guy behind Bush still looks ridiculous.

[LittleClarkie]

102. Looks like he's about to pull Bush's heart out, Temple of Doom-style

"And then I reach in just like this and pull out your beating heart. Here, let me demonstrate."

Joke's on him, though. What heart?

[memory]

98. LOVE this picture but it's not real

Here is the link to original.
http://europa.eu.int/comm/mediatheque/photo/select/goteborg_en.html

I can't get it to copy and paste here. Still pretty 'puter illiterate.

It is on the top right. Someone clever could really mess with the one to the left of it and have another funny one.

I'm still going to put this one in my revolving wallpaper pictures along with the open fly pic. The title will be Bush's Mandate.
Thanks for a great LOL!!:yourock: This board is truly wonderful!

[Swamp Rat]

100. Here's another version:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

103. The Bush administration, where the men wear the kneepads.