If you could make Chimp do anything......

[kuozzman]

What would it be?

Funny?
Embarassing?
Degrading?
Cruel?
Life Ending?
Anything.......

[Career Prole]

1. Answer every question put to him truthfully.

That would pretty much spell the end to the entire problem.

[Sparkly]

2. Give a speech without a script

on foreign policy. Followed by questions, from Democrats and other non-supporters.

[Guarionex]

3. i would teach him...

to masturbate at the snap of my fingers...would be a great trick to show friends!

oh...you guys meant Bush?

[aquart]

4. Anything he used to do to a frog?

[HawkerHurricane]

5. Have him publicly confess his crimes.

I mean, live on Fox and CNN.

[Digit]

6. Confess, then step down

[Alex146]

7. Tell the truth on just a few simple questions...

like:
Where is canada?
Did you really think there was WMD?
Who ordered the elections to be stolen?
Who ordered the Iraq war crimes?
Do you believe in trickle down economics?
Do you really think that more guns make people safer?
The list goes on and on...

[hollowdweller]

8. Cancel the Star Wars program and put the money toward free screening and

medication for diabetes and hypertension.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I'd make him hustle his sorry ass out of the White House right now,

and get on the first Greyhound back to Crawford.

[kohodog]

10. Quit, so he could spend more time eating pretzels and mountainbiking...n/t

[Poor Richard Lex]

11. I'd put him on the front lines with the Marines in Iraq

dressed like a giant pig carrying an Israeli flag in one hand and stacks of porn and liquor in the other.

[kuozzman]

12. Write an honest autobiography-NO LIES!

Kind of like how Hitler wrote Mein Kampf near the end of his life....