Rushie the Rude Right-Winger

[NightTrain]

Here's my second song parody in a week! You sing it to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer."

You know Coulter, O'Reilly, Krauthammer, and Tucker.
Scumbag right-wingers who play folks for suckers.
But do you recall the most famous blowhard of all?

Rushie the Rude Right-Winger
had a very tiny schlong.
And if you ever saw it,
you would say it was not long.

All of the kids in high school
used to laugh about his weight.
They liked to say poor Rushie
was too ugly for a date.

Then he grew up fat and mean
and went on the air.
His views leaned far to the right.
He made millions overnight.

Now all the losers love him
as he spews his hate-filled pap.
Rushie the Rude Right-Winger,
you're completely full of crap!

[yardwork]

1. LOL! That is funny!

[Bouncy Ball]

2. LOVE IT!

And I'll have you know, I sang it out loud sitting here at my desk! I sang the part about a tiny schlong twice, I enjoyed it so much.

[LiberalinNC]

3. Love it! And I sang along!

[NightTrain]

5. Why, thank you!

:hi:

[henslee]

4. Stupid me started singing the introductory paragraph.. Coulter.....

[NightTrain]

8. Whoops!

:hi:

[CrispyQ]

6. Wonderful! Thanks for the smile! eom

[Tsiyu]

7. Antigone 382 and I just sang a rousing rendition

of your first verse.

Absolutely festive! :beer: :party: :kick:

[UTUSN]

9. Kick for LIMBOsevic-the-Junkie's Monitoring n/t

[leftofthedial]

10. that rocks!

LMAO

[secedeeconomically]

11. lol good one

Have you heard his latest ad on the radio? He is calling him self the Doctor of Democracy. This guy needs a team of doctors, psychiatrists working around the clock.