Stupidest accusations by the right-wing?

[Pushed To The Left]

What is the stupidest thing that the right-wing have tried to accuse progressives of?

[devilgrrl]

1. Other...

as in ALL THE ABOVE!

[Krocksice]

2. I think the Christmas one is amazing!

I don't understand how people really repeat this stuff... I mean everyone conservative has to know at least one 'liberal' (or sane person) right? Wait, nevermind... I guess they can't really ask us because Fox News probably tells them that we're crazy and evil anyways.

[laheina]

8. They are really scraping the bottom

of the barrel with the Christmas thing. I keep waiting for some of the Freepers to wake up and get a clue. I keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting...

[Qanisqineq]

3. ALL OF THE ABOVE, plus

we want to take ALL their guns away.

[ET Awful]

4. Don't forget that we hate America, that one always gets me.

Oh yeah, and we despise the military, which ignores the fact that many of us have actually served in the military (unlike the majority of their leaders who have never worn a uniform of any kind).

[BiggJawn]

6. Yeah, that's tops on MY list, too...

Tom Tomorrow catchs the essence of it so well.

"Why is our government paying $35 a plate for cold hotdogs to feed our troops with?

"Uh...Why do you HATE AMERICA?!?!?!?"

In my mind, the people who swallow the Kool-Aid that the Oxy Kid and his ilk spew out every day are the ones who REALLY "hate America"

[Qanisqineq]

7. ooooh, yes, forgot about that one!

funny, I should have remembered it since I get accused of hating the military when the people have no idea I am married to an active duty soldier who has served in this illegal war.

[RC]

5. The 'Right' is reality challenged.

Facts? wadat? It's not how you play the game, it's winning no matter how.
Compassionate? Invade a innocent, defenseless country with a shortage of troops, arms, ammunition and armor, food, and treating all nationals, men, women, children, in that country as the "enemy".
Take the money saved and give it to the business you were once not that long ago the CEO of.

Where the hell are the torch light parades in front of the Capital?

[Dawgs]

9. How bout'...

"Liberals are happy to hear when American soldiers are killed in Iraq",

or...

"Democrats only want to see Rumsfield fail because they lost in the election."

[seaj11]

10. Well, they're all stupid...

but I picked "We're against the family." Don't they think we care about families? Besides, we want benefits for struggling families, not to break up all families. Stupid!