Now I know the REAL reason for the Madonna/Britney/Christina kiss!

[wyldwolf]

Its part of a leftist plot to prepare America to accept the homosexual agenda! Dr. James Dobson said so on Larry King Live!

[maxanne]

1. what an asshole

Dr. James Dobson is.

[joeybee12]

2. Hell, I'm already prepared!

If the good Dr. says it, it must be true. Gee, and I thought it was simply an attention-getting device to launch Madonna's new single.

[camero]

3. And I thought

it was just to give me an erection. Silly me.

[Minstrel Boy]

4. what an ignorant man

I just heard him speak of the value of using 19th Century McGuffey readers to homeschool children. He said, "some states had a 90% legitimacy rate... ah, that's not what I mean. What's the word? They could all read."

:dunce:

[Jane Eyre]

6. Yeah, and we need the values of 30-40 years ago

Heard him say something along those lines too. Let's see now, we need the Vietnam War, we need segregated schools and lunchcounters, we need forced prayer in public schools, we need women back in the kitchen and bedrooms where they belong...

Is that it, Mr. Dobson?

[Jane Eyre]

7. Yeah, and we need the values of 30-40 years ago

Heard him say something along those lines too. Let's see now, we need the Vietnam War, we need segregated schools and lunchcounters, we need forced prayer in public schools, we need women back in the kitchen and bedrooms where they belong...

Is that it, Mr. Dobson?

[maxanne]

8. btw Jane

the earth is flat, too. :evilgrin:

[Must_B_Free]

5. me too - $$$ for has-beens

Brittany? Move over Debbie Gibson and make a seat on the has been bench. Funny how bubble gum loses its flavor so quickly, huh?

look for her soon on weight-loss infomercials

Christina is a never-was

Madonna, no talent, never had any. A hustler who exploits the limits of bad taste for $, like howard Stern...

[wyldwolf]

10. Wish I could be a "never was" like Christina Aguilera!

On August 30, 2001, BMG released Christina's sales figures for her first Album. She has now sold 17 million CDs and singles. This is a cumulative figure encompassing sales of: 'Christina Aguilera' (12 million), singles from the album (5 million).

Her current Album has sold over 3 million.

Wish I could be a "never was" like that!

Funny comment on Madonna, too.

bwahahahahahahaha!

Has beens! Bwahahahahahahaha!

No, really! You should take that act on the road!

[Must_B_Free]

15. these people will be remembered about as much as the Archies

this is bubble gum music - it has no substance.

All it is is a rehash of the Michael Jackson pyramid dance from beat-it. MTV is a one trick pony.

I wouldn't call the stuff they produce "music" it's more like an "entertainment product" .

[wyldwolf]

16. Oh, great seer, bestow your wisdom...

... and tell us all how the #1 selling female artist of all time - Madonna - won't be remembered... and how you can even make such a judgement on two other performers whose careers are in their infancy...

...then, great one, why are the Archies remembered so much... on every oldies station... on every oldies countdown...? Bless us with you vast musical knowledge...

bwahahahahahahahaha!

[rocktivity]

17. Originally posted by Wyldwolf

...tell us all how the #1 selling female artist of all time - Madonna - won't be remembered... and how you can even make such a judgement on two other performers whose careers are in their infancy...

I'd be happy to. Madonna won't be remembered an artist but as a modern-day burlesque queen. Take away her half-naked aerobic videos and see how many albums she sells on musical talent alone. The kiss was just another in a long line of headline-generating publicity stunts, from leaking her new album to the internet and threatening to sue to making a "controversial" war video and gallantly volunteering to pull it. Britney and Christina are simply the younger generation.

You're welcome.


rocknation

[ShaneGR]

9. Ok, Britney likes Bush. Does this hurt his base vote?

Just a thought. I'm sure these religious fanatics were really pleased to see her chewing bubble gum and praising Bush the other night.

[Aidoneus]

11. yeh, Britney's a part of that leftist agenda

SO behind the leftist agenda that she tells people to just trust Bush ("the president") in everything he does and accept that.

[Sweetpea]

12. Masterminded by Clinton

[Paragon]

13. Pretty inappropriate for a psychiatrist

Apparently, he's a licensed psychiatrist in California and has also done family, marriage, and child counseling.

Scary. :scared:

[meisje]

14. hypnotized by Clinton's penis